What's In YOUR FA Pitch?

We have an idea of what's in the Lakers' free agent pitch to Paul George, but what would it take to get you to sign?

(assuming we weren't all scrubs who would gladly pay the Lakers for a chance just to sit in the locker room for one day at training camp of course).

All I'd care about is the bottom line: how are you going to advance my brand both on and off the court? That doesn't only mean winning championships but that certainly plays into the equation.

What Pitch would get YOU?