Usually this time of year we'd be eyeball-deep in free agency. The NBA owners - because they hate fun, laughter and I can only assume ice cream and puppies - have denied us that bit of seasonal joy. So fuck them.
But the owners shan't ruin the 4th of July! The holiday rolls on, even if the NBA doesn't. May your grill be hot and your beers cold, and please nobody blow off any digits. You need those fingers for typing!
Happy 4th, everyone.