I suspect you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today. It's because there's a basketball game, and you're supposed to type things into your computer machine to share with everyone else watching. What are you, new?
Take a drink whenever:
- Gerald Wallace is described as "athletic,"
- You hear a "Beat LA" chant,
- An SS&R commenter complains about the Portland announcers,
- Someone mentions that Wesley Matthews went undrafted, or
- Man, I don't know... the Manny Ramirez thing comes up.
If you need me, I'll be over here.