Lakers-Trail Blazers Open Thread

I suspect you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today. It's because there's a basketball game, and you're supposed to type things into your computer machine to share with everyone else watching. What are you, new?

Take a drink whenever:

• Gerald Wallace is described as "athletic,"
• You hear a "Beat LA" chant,
• An SS&R commenter complains about the Portland announcers,
• Someone mentions that Wesley Matthews went undrafted, or
• Man, I don't know... the Manny Ramirez thing comes up.

If you need me, I'll be over here.