Lakers-Jazz Open Thread

For the Lake Show, four games in six nights kicks off with this little jam. The Jazz may not be the sexiest opponent ever, but let's be grateful they're not Butler.

Hit ze bottle whenever someone mentions:

• That horrible NCAA title game,
• How Utah blew a 17-point lead to the Lakers last week,
• Derrick Caracter being called back from Bakersfield,
• The knees of either Pau Gasol or Andrew Bynum, or
• That Earl Watson played at UCLA (with Matt Barnes, no less).

Hop to!