The Lakers lost four straight because of an offense that took an unscheduled spring break, and then a fifth when the defense went the same route. Which will it be tonight? Neither, one hopes, but just to be safe: plz to box out Antonio McDyess on any late free-throw attempts.
Toast the second-to-last regular season game of Phil Jackson's coaching career whenever someone mentions:
- That this is the second-to-last regular season game of Phil Jackson's coaching career,
- How the Spurs have the best record in the NBA,
- DeJuan Blair's lack of ACL's,
- Matt Bonner's weird looking three-point stroke, or
- Five-game losing streak.
And finish your drink whenever you see a commercial for Scream 4. Sorry, make that Scre4m.