The Heat beat the Celtics earlier today to become yet another team against whom the Lakers won't have home-court advantage in the playoffs. And the Mavericks are squashing the Suns, so, uh... yeah. Pass the bottle, please.
And pass it again whenever someone mentions:
- That the Thunder have lost 11 straight times to the Lakers at Staples Center,
- Kendrick Perkins calling Pau Gasol soft,
- How Kevin Durant is going to win the scoring title,
- The premiere of Khloe and Lamar, or
- The Masters.
Dive on in, everyone.