Welcome to All-Star Saturday Night

Hi, all. I'm back in my perch high atop Staples Center, where fans are assembling for Saturday Night festivities. Commissioner Stern just got done with his press conference. I'll have more about this later. For pregame entertainment, some kind of high school show choir is performing inside the arena. I will not have more about this later.

The rumor going around, by the way, is that Blake Griffin is going to dunk over a car.

For the time being, until I can get my act together and get up a real post, this is your Saturday night thread.