D.J. Augustin isn't expected to play tonight because of a sore wrist. That's the sort of thing that can happen when your turntables are positioned too low. You can also get neck pain from wedging headphones between one ear and a shrugged shoulder.
Have a drink with your early bird dinner - that way, you'll get to sleep easily after watching Murder, She Wrote - whenever someone mentions:
- Kobe Bryant's flu symptoms,
- How Kwame Brown was traded for Pau Gasol,
- Whether Michael Jordan could still play in the NBA,
- How Phil Jackson once coached Michael Jordan, or
- Anything else involving Michael Jordan.
May our hearts beat as one on this Valentine's Day.