If the Lakers win today, I'm petitioning the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences to have the Grammy Awards moved back a month.
Drinky a little drinky whenever someone mentions:
- Dwight Howard maybe wanting to become a Laker,
- The Magic's record against teams over 0.500,
- How Hedo Turkoglu has been rejuvenated by his return to Orlando,
- The Carmelo Anthony trade rumors, or
- Black Swan.
By the way, during one of my bizarro Ny-quil trips over the last couple days, I seriously had a dream about Brandon Bass getting traded to the Lakers. Conclusion: my dreams suck.
(That was a dream, right? Because if Brandon Bass really has been traded to the Lakers, I clearly have a lot to catch up on.)