It's been 243 days since the Lakers last won a game. So yeah, let's just get this over with.
Chug chug chug whenever someone mentions:
- The last time the Lakers started a season 0-2,
- The last time the Lakers started a season 0-3,
- "Back to back to back,"
- Jerry Sloan, or
- Something Magic Johnson said.
FISHER LIED.