The headline above and the electrifying photo to the right capture the most interesting thing to happen at Matt's introductory press conference today. Except when he said that he's always despised the Lakers, he thinks it sucks he has to play for Phil Jackson, and he's never getting another tattoo.
No. Crap, wait... let me double check.
(*squints, sticks tongue out side of mouth in concentration*)
Yeah, sorry. Turns out he said the opposite of those things. I'm a good reporter!