Hey. What's everyone up to tonight? Anything good on the tube?
What's that? A basketball game of some kind? Let me see who's playing. The Lakers versus the... Cel-tics. OK. Never heard of that second team, but I guess this could be worth watching. Let's make it interesting with a drinking game, shall we?
Glug glug whenever someone mentions:
- Magic Johnson and Larry Bird in the same sentence,
- Whether Rajon Rondo is the best point guard in the NBA,
- Kevin Garnett's "intensity,"
- Kendrick Perkins's technicals, or
- The word rivalry.
Wheelchairs are standing by.