Lakers-Jazz Open Thread

Hey look, actual basketball! Anyone remember the rules? By my rough estimate it's been at least seven weeks since the Lakers last played, so I plan to spend the last few minutes before today's game brushing up on what constitutes a penalty and how goals are scored.

Toast to the fact that you don't live in Salt Lake City whenever someone mentions:

• the Ron Artest Twitter thing,
• the Kobe Bryant photo spread,
• how loud it is in the Delta Center whatever the hell the Jazz's building is called,
• how this is Andrei Kirilenko's first game since March 26, or
• the Phoenix Suns.

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