I believe in knowing thine enemy. And what better way to know your enemy than to drink like him. So raise a tankard of ... what's that, you say? Alcohol is frowned upon in Utah? It goes against their moral code of conduct? Fuck . Me.
That plan failed miserably. I guess we'll stick with the comforts of home. Raise a glass of chianti anytime to following is mentioned
- The word "complacency" and "Lakers" in the same sentence
- Discussion of the Cavs loss last night
- Kobe's bizarre White Hot photo shoot
- Lamar Odom's anti-bench player rant
- Andrew Bynum's limited physical capabilities
Look on the bright side. With Orlando up roughly 8 gajillion points against Atlanta, our game might start reasonably on time. Happy hunting.