It's not Lakers basketball, which means it's not basketball in any valid sense of the word. But you wouldn't be here if you weren't a truly hopeless hoops junkie, which means you're fiending for a hit of your drug of choice, no matter diluted or laced with rat poison. So tap a vein, grit your teeth, and maybe tonight's Eastern Conference action will tide you over until the Monday reup of the good stuff.
No way I'm honoring these teams with an SS&R drinking game. I am, however, curious to know where your rooting interests lie. You're all huge fans of both the Celtics and Cavaliers, I realize, but drop a vote below to register your preference. And be honest. We can tell when you're lying.