ALL RISE. The biggest game of the season is nearly upon us. Let's proceed forthwith to the drinking-game triggers:
- Every Russell Westbrook shot attempt from within four feet of the rim,
- Any time tonight's game is described as "pivotal,"
- Any shot of a celebrity in the crowd,
- Every time Jeff Green misses a wide open jumper, and my new personal favorite....
- "Youngest team in the league."
Remember your training out there. May we all get through this alive.