Prepare yourself for some edge-of-your-seat action! Is the sort of thing I might write if the playoffs were starting tonight. Instead we get the 25-win Sacramento Kings against a Lakers team that just wants to survive this and tomorrow night's game without adding to their injury report. No need to cancel any dinner plans for this one.
Don't let us down, drinking-game triggers! They include any mention of:
- The Oklahoma City Thunder,
- The Rookie of the Year race,
- How the Kings have a bunch of foreign-born players on their roster,
- How the Kings are a young team, or
- Tacos.
You take it from here.