I don't know about you guys, but I've had it up to here with Canada. Their round bacon, their bilingualism, their hockey gold medals... they make me sick! Tonight at Staples Center, it's payback time for Uncle Sam.
Enjoy some good old-fashioned American brew (no Labatt's!) upon any mention of:
- Ron Artest's hair,
- "Three game losing streak,"
- Chris Bosh, 2010 free agent?,
- Mike Dunleavy, or
- the Raptors' terrible defense.
This is where you come in.