It's Noche Latina at Staples Center. The home team will wear white "Los Lakers" jersey. The visiting team, presumably, will wear something else.
Glug glug glug a Cerveza Pacífico upon any mention of:
- The Antawn Jamison or Caron Butler trades,
- Andrew Bynum's Achilles,
- The Wizards' 10-game losing streak,
- Gilbert Arenas's suspension or jersey-number change, or
- Points off turnovers.
¡Salud!