Do you enjoy the sight of one-seeds hammering sixteens? Then do not fail to watch the Lakers face the Minnesota Timberwolves tonight. It will have all the suspense of a first-round tournament mismatch, but with eight extra minutes of play! Truly we are blessed this evening.
Enjoy a hand-crafted Wolf Beer, "brewed in the traditional manner of the wolfpack," upon any mention of:
- Kurt Rambis, former Laker!
- Jordan Farmar's falling minutes,
- How Kevin Love played at UCLA,
- Pau Gasol's paparazzi incident, or
- Joel's or Stu's tournament brackets.
Let's... do... this?