Lakers-Blazers Open Thread

I hope you're not tuning in tonight to see Kobe Bryant or Brandon Roy. Thanks to ankle and hamstring injuries, respectively, neither of them will play. Bummer! But it'll be fascinating to see how the Lakers adjust, no?

Get a little more beery upon any mention of:

• Roy sitting out,
• Kobe sitting out,
• How the Lakers are looking forward to the All-Star break,
• How the Trail Blazers are looking forward to the All-Star break, or
• Nine straight losses.

Troll alert, activate.