So here we are again in Dallas. It seems like just 11 days ago Shannon Brown electrified the city with his Dunk Contest magnificence. Can he do anything to top that moment?!
Drink some Lone Star beer out of a ten-gallon hat whenever:
- The Mavericks are described as the "New Look Mavericks,"
- It's mentioned that Caron Butler used to be a Laker,
- Someone observes that Shawn Marion has a wonky-looking jump shot,
- They show a clip of a Kobe Bryant game-winner, or
- Someone brings up Cowboy Stadium for some reason.
Yee haw.