The wait is over! The Lakers are finally back in action tonight to satisfy your basketball jones (if I might coin a phrase). Why NBA teams don't play 162 regular-season games a year is beyond me.
Sample Justin Timberlake's 901 Tequila upon any mention of:
- Kobe Bryant's return from injury,
- The Gasol trade,
- How the Memphis Grizzlies are a young team,
- Andrew Bynum's history of hurting himself against Memphis, or
- Elvis.
Thank you, thankyouverrmuch.