Administer alcohol to palate whenever:
- An announcer suggests that Roy Hibbert is a candidate for Most Improved Player,
- Larry Bird is mentioned or shown in the stands,
- You see a clip of Ron Artest from his days as a Pacer,
- Peyton Manning is mentioned or shown in the stands, or
- They run the "caramel and mocha is what I want" McDonald's commercial.
Comment like a champion today!