What's up, my bromo sapiens. Everyone settled in for a couple hours of Laker ball? Splendid! Let's get right to tonight's drinking-game triggers.
Imbibe like it's your last night on earth whenever an announcer:
- Describes the Memphis Grizzlies as a "young team,"
- Mentions that O.J. Mayo played at USC,
- Brings up Mike Conley's contract extension,
- Describes Hasheem Thabeet as "raw," or
- Makes some tired comment about the Gasol brothers involving the words "sibling rivalry" or a similar phrase.
Rules of the game-thread road can be found here. As always (but it bears repeating tonight), no politics, please. For when the Lakers are on, nothing else matters.