It's an early one today. I hope you all found an excuse to bail out of work and skip your kid's soccer game. According to your shiftless stepdad, employment and parenting are overrated.
I think the beer-friendly fans in Milwaukee would approve of today's drinking-game triggers. These include any mention of:
- Kobe's game-winner over the Bucks last year,
- Scott Skiles and "toughness" in the same sentence,
- How the Lakers have had only one three-game losing streak in the Pau Gasol era,
- The number of NBA teams Drew Gooden has played for, or
- "Fear the Deer."
I say let us respect the Deer, but not fear it.