We won't see Steve Blake tonight, it seems. Kevin Ding reports that he's doubtful because of a stomach virus. Diagnoses like "stomach virus" are often NBA shorthand for "nursing a biblically sized hangover," but I didn't run into Steve in any of the 14 clubs I hit up last night, so I doubt he's faking it.
Drink something to give your own self a biblically sized hangover whenever someone mentions:
- Ron Artest turning 31,
- Kevin Love's 31-31 game,
- Anything else involving the number 31,
- That Shannon Brown and Jason Richardson both played at Michigan State, or
- The Dragic-Sasha beef.
This is where you come in.