Playing tonight: Sasha Vujacic and Luke Walton.
Not playing tonight: Kobe Bryant. (He's resting the knee and will be replaced in the starting lineup by Matt Barnes.)
Coaching tonight: Brian Shaw.
Not coaching tonight: Phil Jackson. (He's either got the flu or just didn't feel like making the trip.)
The game's in San Diego. How many Anchorman quotes can you work into one game thread?