Houston. Les Rockets. These guys are always a pain in the ass.
Drink away the hurt whenever:
- Shane Battier is described as a "smart" or "heady" player,
- Someone mentions that Carl Landry has been shot or that he lost teeth in Dirk Nowitzki's arm,
- Anyone on the telecast or in the comments makes a "Houston, you/we have a problem" joke,
- Pau Gasol is shown on the bench in street clothes, or
- You think to yourself either "How can we be losing to these guys?" or "How can we be leading by only ___ points"?
Now, let us retire to the game thread.