Last time I was in Philadelphia, I was the victim of a hit-and-run accident. True story. It was really minor, plus I have the strength and pain tolerance of a dozen men so no big deal, but my point is Philly can suck it. No margin of victory tonight will be big enough for my taste.
Order up another Friday Happy Hour round upon any mention of:
- How Kobe Bryant went to high school at Lower Merion,
- Allen Iverson starting in the All-Star Game,
- Jrue Holiday having gone to UCLA,
- Cheesesteaks, or
- The Celtics game on Sunday.
I'm ready when you are.