Time to scrape another Eastern Conference lottery team off the soles of our Nike Zoom V's. Or in my case, these boat shoes from 1985 I still haven't replaced.
The only way to survive a visit to Indianapolis is through generous self-inebriation, so do just that upon any mention of:
- The Colts or the Super Bowl,
- Larry Bird,
- The 2000 NBA Finals,
- Hoosiers (the film, not the college team), or
- Reggie Miller.
Take me to your comments!