These tip-offs just get earlier and earlier. They're starting to interfere with my soaps. Damn it, Lakers, don't make me choose between you and One Life to Live!
Sip on a delicious mid-afternoon cocktail upon any mention of:
- Earl Boykins's height,
- The ugliness of the Wizards' uniforms, or
- How Caron Butler used to be a Laker.
Ron Artest will play tonight, by the way. Guess he didn't want to get the president sick, but has no such misgivings about DeShawn Stevenson.