Merry new year, threadsters! I hope your hangovers from last night are gone, and that you're ready to get to work on new hangovers.
Force down some flat, room-temperature Korbel whenever:
- Someone uses the word young to describe the Sacramento Kings or any Kings player,
- Jon Brockman gets a rebound,
- A commenter suggests that Andrew Bynum be traded,
- An announcer mentions that Paul Westphal is from Torrance, attended USC or coached Pepperdine, or
- You just plain feel like it.
Whatcha waiting for? Typey, typey.