Hi, we're the Lakers! You may remember us from such games as the 65 we won during the regular season.
Yes, the Lakers we know and love have reappeared in game two, gashing the Rockets' defense for 39 first-quarter points. A re-Mambafied Kobe has 15, Pau has 13 on 5-for-5 shooting, and Yao has a pair of fouls. All of that will do just nicely, thank you.
The next question to be answered is whether the second unit can continue the assault. Oh, and is someone available to drive Lamar home after the game?
Keep it up, commenters. Engage and destroy.