Touch up your spray tans, everyone. Get out your Ed Hardy shirts, tease your bangs with hair spray galore, and prep a few Jager bombs. Tonight we're going TO JERSEY, BRAH.
Slam a Jersey Shore cherry lemonade upon any discussion of the following.
- Whether Kobe Bryant should've been called for a charge against Milwaukee.
- The Celtics' loss last night.
- Whether the Nets will match or beat the NBA's all-time worst record.
- Bruce Springsteen.
I'm ready when you are.