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Texas Spring Football: Muschamp Drinks Mead From Viking Skull
Part Deux: In Which Muschamp Glowers At Effete Press Corps Kenny Vaccaro is a guy that's come along and done some nice things. By nice things, Will means Kenny hasn't punched any mouthy aspiring ambulance chasers at Gregory Gym in several days or gotten any more Maori tattoos. Vaccaro is in a...
Texas Spring Football: Greg Davis Synergizes, Synergistically, Utilizing Synergies
Davis and Muschamp were interviewed on Texas Sports. If you like, I could pretend that this publicly posted material is premium content gleaned in a conversation I had with Greg and charge you $7.95 for it... Or I can just talk about it here for free? Let's do the free thing.
Taylor Jungmann is the best pitcher in baseball
College baseball. He's a witch. Last night he struck out 17 Iowa batters in only 7 1/3 innings of work. And got a no decision. More on that later. He's filled out his frame and is no longer all arms and legs like he was last year. His fastball has gotten, uh, faster, and last night his slider was...
Spring roster is out
Football is once again upon us. Today Mack Brown will hold his spring press conference and then tomorrow the first practice of the spring will take place. It seems like only yesterday we were playing...fuck that memory. But hope, in keeping with the theme, springs eternal. And nothing fills me with...
Why Texas Stomps a Mudhole In Nebraska
I cannot believe what I’ve been both reading and hearing from the various talking heads and speds out there in college football netdom since the Thanksgiving game against ATM. It’s all over the Internet, radio, and television that "Nebraska has more than a puncher’s chance going up against Texas...
Looking @ Nebraska Defense
Defense Judging from the Coaches All-Big 12 team, this is the finest collection of defenders the Big 12 has ever seen. Outside of the Big 12 North Galapagos where there are no offensive predators and beyond the Big 12 South Bob Stoops sewing circle, they're the 2nd or 3rd best defense in the...
Why Texas Stomps a Mudhole In TAMU's Ass
It never fails. We march through an entire season’s schedule like a rolling ball of butcher knives, as we have this season. Yet, inevitably, some of the mouthbreathers within our fanbase will still find a way to make an appearance at some point on the schedule to tell us all why we really should...
Defensive Stats That Matter
Long story short. The Texas defensive coaches pay attention to certain stats not produced by Huckleberry. They’ve gotten better at those stats. The dilettantes at Pulling Teeth are totally incredulous that someone can hold Nick Florence to less than 400 yards passing and that people from Austin...
Defensive Thoughts: Texas Longhorns @ Baylor Bears
Things started off about as well as Baylor could have hoped on their first drive of the game. Their receivers were doing a good job of blocking on screens, they got a pass interference call when they threw the ball downfield and a pass that looked like it was headed out of bounds somehow found...
Post UC Irvine Post
One of my favorite things to do is show up to Horns basketball games 60-90 minutes early, grab a Hat Creek cheeseburger, and watch the guys go through drills. You see a lot of things that you can't pick up during a telecast or even watching the game, because guys let their guard down a little bit....









