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NBA SSR Fantasy League 2014-2015: The Preseason

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Well my fellow SSR Denizens, the draft is over. Are you happy with your team? Did you get the team you wanted? Or did gen!e and albert.55 take every guy you were targeting in the first 4 rounds. No? I guess that was just me.......

At this very moment in time, everybody has the same chance to be this years champion and earn the right to claim the NSFL Championship Trophy:

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Well, everyone had the same chances just until about a minute ago. This year we have a special guest, who is going to fill us in on what they think about everybody's teams. SoCalGal & the co-commissioner (the non-participating, unbiased fantasy guru who will be be deciding if league trades are fair or not) are now going to totally destroy all those great feelings you had about the potential of your roster. Without further ado, I'd like to present you with:


THE TOTALLY UN-BIASED AND ABSOLUTELY TRUTHFUL THOUGHTS OF SOCALGAL & YOUR CO-COMMISSIONER ON EVERYBODY's ROSTER (in no particular order)

- Horriballers & Pac -
"Meh, good luck." - SCG
"You will live and die by the Toronto schedule. Adams is a nice sleeper, as Kendrick suckass just plans sucks ass." - cc

- Emotional Beefcakes -
"Ugh, you split up the twins. Karma is a bitch." - SCG
"Boooyyy, that's a lot of rookies. Tons of potential on this team. You could be good, but probably really really bad." - cc

- Bear Down For Moat -
"McLongstockings will lead you to the promised land." - SCG
"Solid all the way around, but you better pray that that Jones fracture doesn't linger." - cc

- Linnept at Winning -
"No center?" - SCG
"You should be set in assists and steals. Payton should make a ton of noise in Orlando, even though he won't score." - cc

- Bald Billy's Ballers -
"Fuck you for putting Kobe on a team with Paul 'Pubes for a Beard' Pierce. Could be a decent team, though."
- SCG
"The geriatric bunch: Kobe, Pau, Pierce, West, Varejao..... Is Garnett a free agent?" - cc

- Kwahi So Serious? -
"I got nothing." - SCG
"Fewest assists ever. And you better pray Bropez isn't the next Yao Ming." - cc

- smoove moves -
"DRose as a 6th man? Hmmm,,,"
- SCG
"You may have the most injury prone back court ever. Start praying buddy." - cc

- PoP Goes the Beasle -
"This bench is made up of 'Who the fuck is that?'"
- SCG
"Are you trying to create a law firm? Thompson Parsons Johnson & Associates." - cc

- Midget Face YEEEEEE! -
"You stole my AVI, you little shit."
- SCG
"Somebody loves them some white guards. But seriously, Jimmer?" - cc

- NBA Movers -
"That's a lot of turnovers. Yummy!"
- SCG
"Most assists ever. But also worst FT% ever. Howard and Bogut. Neet." - cc

- Boomshakalaka -
"How do you get a chant going with Antetokounmpo?" - SCG
"You should change your team name to 'Teach Me How To Spell': Antetokounmpo, Oladipo, Valanciunas. WTF?"
- cc

- Dim Mak -
"Dim is right."
- SCG
"'You break my record, now I break you.' Anyways, you might as well get Dragic and complete the trio." - cc

- BritzBallisticBrutes -
"A'm'a'r'e' bathes in red wine. 'Nuff said." - SCG
"Rebounds shouldn't be an issue. BTW, A'mare is done." - cc

- Slumdog Trillionaire -
"Looks like David Kahn drafted this team."
- SCG
"Anthony Davis is a beast, but he can't do it alone." - cc

- Alley Oops WIth God -
"This team could be good." - SCG
"Well, I'm guessing you are punting points and blocks. Let's hope everything else works out." - cc

- The Lazy Aces -
"If Lance can be tamed, and DWill stays healthy, watch out."
- SCG
"You may have the worst FG% in the league. Just be glad that's only one category." - cc

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Draft Results:

Slumdog Trillionaire
1. (1) Anthony Davis (NO - F,C)
2. (60) Wesley Matthews (Por - G,F)
3. (64) Marcin Gortat (Was - C)
4. (65) Rajon Rondo (Bos - G)
5. (81) Patrick Beverley (Hou - G)
6. (85) Reggie Jackson (OKC - G)
7. (97) Tyreke Evans (NO - G,F)
8. (112) Darren Collison (Sac - G)
9. (128) Ed Davis (LAL - F,C)

NBA Movers

1. (2) LeBron James (Cle - F)
2. (31) Dwight Howard (Hou - F,C)
3. (41) Jrue Holiday (NO - G)
4. (73) Brandon Jennings (Det - G)
5. (95) Jeremy Lin (LAL - G)
6. (98) Andrew Bogut (GS - C)
7. (105) Taj Gibson (Chi - F,C)
8. (120) Draymond Green (GS - F)
9. (127) Manu Ginobili (SA - G,F)

Bald Billy's Ballers
1. (3) Stephen Curry (GS - G)
2. (30) Kobe Bryant (LAL - G)
3. (35) Rudy Gay (Sac - F)
4. (62) Pau Gasol (Chi - F,C)
5. (67) David West (Ind - F)
6. (94) Paul Pierce (Was - F)
7. (99) Eric Gordon (NO - G)
8. (126) Gerald Green (Pho - G,F)
9. (131) Anderson Varejao (Cle - F,C)

Boomshakalaka!
1. (4) James Harden (Hou - G,F)
2. (29) Marc Gasol (Mem - C)
3. (36) Jeff Teague (Atl - G)
4. (61) Victor Oladipo (Orl - G)
5. (68) Jonas Valanciunas (Tor - C)
6. (93) Omer Asik (NO - F,C)
7. (100) Giannis Antetokounmpo (Mil - G,F)
8. (125) Mike Dunleavy (Chi - G,F)
9. (132) Enes Kanter (Uta - C)

smoove moves
1. (5) Chris Paul (LAC - G)
2. (32) Dirk Nowitzki (Dal - F,C)
3. (33) DeAndre Jordan (LAC - C)
4. (37) Dwyane Wade (Mia - G)
5. (44) Derrick Rose (Chi - G)
6. (96) Tyson Chandler (Dal - C)
7. (108) Danny Green (SA - G,F)
8. (133) Julius Randle (LAL - F)
9. (129) JaVale McGee (Den - C)

Linept at Winning
1. (6) Russell Westbrook (OKC - G)
2. (27) Al Horford (Atl - F,C)
3. (38) Ty Lawson (Den - G)
4. (59) Monta Ellis (Dal - G)
5. (70) Zach Randolph (Mem - F,C)
6. (91) Luol Deng (Mia - F)
7. (102) Tobias Harris (Orl - F)
8. (123) Elfrid Payton (Orl - G)
9. (134) Ersan Ilyasova (Mil - F)

Midget Face YEEEEEE!
1. (7) Carmelo Anthony (NY - F)
2. (8) DeMarcus Cousins (Sac - F,C)
3. (57) Kyle Korver (Atl - G,F)
4. (71) Jose Calderon (NY - G)
5. (72) Larry Sanders (Mil - F,C)
6. (89) J.J. Redick (LAC - G)
7. (104) Josh Smith (Det - F)
8. (121) Carlos Boozer (LAL - F,C)
9. (136) Jimmer Fredette (NO - G)

Kawhi So Serious?
1. (9) LaMarcus Aldridge (Por - F,C)
2. (24) Kawhi Leonard (SA - G,F)
3. (34) Goran Dragic (Pho - G)
4. (56) Brook Lopez (Bkn - C)
5. (63) Trevor Ariza (Hou - G,F)
6. (66) Jimmy Butler (Chi - G,F)
7. (80) Kevin Martin (Min - G,F)
8. (130) Nene Hilario (Was - F,C)
9. (137) John Henson (Mil - F,C)

Emotional Beefcakes
1. (10) Kevin Love (Cle - F,C)
2. (23) Mike Conley (Mem - G)
3. (42) Gordon Hayward (Uta - G,F)
4. (55) Nerlens Noel (Phi - F,C)
5. (74) Markieff Morris (Pho - F,C)
6. (87) Andrew Wiggins (Min - F)
7. (106) Jared Sullinger (Bos - F,C)
8. (119) Timofey Mozgov (Den - C)
9. (138) Marcus Smart (Bos - G)

BritzBallisticBrutes

1. (11) Andre Drummond (Det - F,C)
2. (22) Kyrie Irving (Cle - G)
3. (43) David Lee (GS - F,C)
4. (54) Ryan Anderson (NO - F,C)
5. (75) Terrence Jones (Hou - F)
6. (86) Arron Afflalo (Den - G,F)
7. (107) Kelly Olynyk (Bos - C)
8. (118) Brandon Knight (Mil - G)
9. (139) Amar'e Stoudemire (NY - F,C)

Bear Down for Moat
1. (12) Kevin Durant (OKC - F)
2. (21) Paul Millsap (Atl - F,C)
3. (28) Nikola Vucevic (Orl - F,C)
4. (49) Ricky Rubio (Min - G)
5. (69) George Hill (Ind - G)
6. (76) Roy Hibbert (Ind - C)
7. (117) Josh McRoberts (Mia - F,C)
8. (124) Matt Barnes (LAC - F)
9. (140) Alec Burks (Uta - G)

Dim Mak
1. (13) Serge Ibaka (OKC - F,C)
2. (20) Al Jefferson (Cha - F,C)
3. (45) Eric Bledsoe (Pho - G)
4. (52) Thaddeus Young (Min - F)
5. (77) Michael Carter-Williams (Phi - G)
6. (84) Greg Monroe (Det - F,C)
7. (109) Isaiah Thomas (Pho - G)
8. (116) Jamal Crawford (LAC - G)
9. (141) Aaron Gordon (Orl - F)

Horriballers and Pac

1. (14) Blake Griffin (LAC - F,C)
2. (19) Kyle Lowry (Tor - G)
3. (46) DeMar DeRozan (Tor - G,F)
4. (51) Derrick Favors (Uta - F,C)
5. (78) Tony Parker (SA - G)
6. (83) Nikola Pekovic (Min - C)
7. (110) Danilo Gallinari (Den - F)
8. (115) Spencer Hawes (LAC - F,C)
9. (142) Steven Adams (OKC - C)

The Lazy Aces
1. (15) Damian Lillard (Por - G)
2. (18) Chris Bosh (Mia - F,C)
3. (47) Deron Williams (Bkn - G)
4. (50) Lance Stephenson (Cha - G,F)
5. (79) Robin Lopez (Por - C)
6. (82) Joe Johnson (Bkn - G,F)
7. (111) Jeff Green (Bos - G,F)
8. (114) Channing Frye (Orl - F,C)
9. (143) Terrence Ross (Tor - G,F)

Alley Oops With God
1. (16) John Wall (Was - G)
2. (17) Nicolas Batum (Por - G,F)
3. (48) Kenneth Faried (Den - F)
4. (53) Jabari Parker (Mil - F)
5. (88) Andre Iguodala (GS - G,F)
6. (92) Jordan Hill (LAL - F,C)
7. (101) Trey Burke (Uta - G)
8. (113) Miles Plumlee (Pho - F,C)
9. (144) J.R. Smith (NY - G,F)

PoP Goes the Beasle
1. (25) Joakim Noah (Chi - F,C)
2. (26) Klay Thompson (GS - G,F)
3. (39) Chandler Parsons (Dal - F)
4. (40) Tim Duncan (SA - F,C)
5. (58) Kemba Walker (Cha - G)
6. (90) Bradley Beal (Was - G)
7. (103) Amir Johnson (Tor - F,C)
8. (122) DeMarre Carroll (Atl - F)
9. (135) Gorgui Dieng (Min - C)

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I'll post the Yahoo Draft Grades whenever they post them.