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The Kobe System: Andrew Bynum Returns to the Fold

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Kobe Bryant: Good Morning Drew

Bynum: What's up Kobe

Kobe Bryant: Do you know why you are here?

Bynum: Because I've been playing horrible lately? In addition to acting like I own LA?

Kobe Bryant:No

Bynum: Is it because I allowed Shaq to sabotage the team by hearkening to his calculated claim of me being the best center in the league?

Kobe Bryant: Hilarious..but No

Bynum: Then why am I here?

Kobe Bryant: How many rings do you have?

Bynum: 2

Kobe Bryant: How many did you actually earn?

Bynum: 1

Kobe Bryant: Moving On.

Do the following names ring a bell? Barkley, Webber, Ewing, Mutumbo, Baylor.

Bynum: Hall of Fame players who all had their unique way of dominating the game.

Kobe Bryant: There's one thing that separates you from them.

Bynum: What might that be?

Kobe Bryant: Me

You see the aforementioned had a knack for using flawed systems.

That require them to do more than their fair share to win the big one.

The Kobe system requires you to do one thing and one thing only to be successful.

Bynum: What is that?

Kobe Bryant: Your Job.. Nothing more nothing less.

As a center your job is to rebound, protect the paint, set good screens and score when called upon from the post.

So if thats your job. What is mines?

Bynum: To score?

Kobe Bryant: No, My job is to facilitate the system. Facilitating the system means to do everything that you CANNOT DO. My job is to live up to ridiculous expectations while being severely outgunned. My job is to make the impossible look routine. DO you STILL want MY JOB?

Bynum: No! and thank you for all that you have done.

Kobe Bryant: Don't mentioned it the first 2 are on the house, as far as the next two. You're Welcome

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