The Kobe System: Lebron James Joins the System.

by R.H Rhead on Feb 7, 2012 10:33 AM PST

Kobe: Good morning Lebron, I am Kobe Bryant and this is The Kobe System.

Lebron: I know who you are Kobe.

Kobe: Do you really?

Lebron: Sure I do! Everyone does.

Kobe: Have we met in the playoffs?

Lebron: ummmmmmmmmmm

Kobe: Moving On! Right now you are wondering why do they call you King James? You're wondering if I can provide you one legitimate reason for such a gesture?

Lebron:Come on now Kobe I know you can come up with at least one!

Kobe:No

Lebron: No?

Kobe: I don't make excuses.

Lebron: I'm confused

Kobe: You should be.

Kobe: Lebron this particular segment is called Successfully Succeeding at Statistics.

Lebron: Oh we can skip this one,check my PER I am the epitome of Succeeding at Statistics.

Kobe: Precisely! However from experience its a much better feeling to succeed as a basketball player.

Lebron: You're losing me again Kobe. From my understanding I am successful.

Kobe:You're attempt to humor me is further indication of your failure to do the impossible. The Kobe System's aim is to raise you to a level where impossible tasks become routine..

Lebron: NO! Kobe I am successful! I have scoring titles. Multiple MVP awards. I'm always near the top in PER.

Kobe:Did your MVP award come with a ring?

Lebron: No.

Kobe: Exactly how many rings did your scoring titles and top PER average get for you?

Lebron: None.

Kobe: So what you are left with appears to be a handful of excuses. When you are ready to lay down those excuses, I Kobe Bryant will give you first hand advice on how to obtain your first ring.

Lebron: Really?

Kobe: No.

Lebron: You know I'm better than you right?

Kobe:Statistically, perhaps depends on your view. Are you statistically successful or a successful statistic?

Lebron: I don't know what I am anymore.

Kobe: Your Welcome.

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hahaha.

Lakers and Patriots forever.

by D.S.T. on Feb 7, 2012 12:11 PM PST reply actions

"What we want to remember—what we will remember—is the indelible vision of Kobe, his arms outstretched, delirious with joy and disbelief, running after and grabbing hold of Lamar Odom’s floating downcourt pass, while all the purple and gold streamers in the world are raining down on the hardwood." - Brian Tung

by LakersFoEva on Feb 7, 2012 1:06 PM PST reply actions

brilliant. lol

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant

by bernel on Feb 7, 2012 8:16 PM PST reply actions

BWAHAHAHAHA

KOBE BEAN FOOKin BRYANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah I said it......He be DA best!!

Hey, you better talk to them," Bryant advised the Clippers’ Chauncey Billups. "You better tell them to leave Ron alone. Someone is going to get their ass knocked out in front of everybody."

When it was over, Bryant was so proud to say: "There’s a couple [expletives] in this league you don’t mess with – and Metta is one of them."

by Sarge Clemins on Feb 7, 2012 10:29 PM PST reply actions

so good

by LkRfaN33 on Feb 8, 2012 12:41 AM PST via Android app reply actions

THE POWER OF SHAW COMPELS YOU.. THE POWER OF SHAW COMPELS YOU.....

by imposibol on Feb 8, 2012 12:48 AM PST reply actions

Kobe smiles? Without holding a trophy in his hand?

This dude in the pic is probably just Morris, Shannon Brown, or some other kobe imitator.

by neokoros on Feb 8, 2012 2:32 AM PST up reply actions

LOL

by BoneCruncher24 on Feb 8, 2012 1:56 AM PST reply actions

lmao...DUDE!! you need to be on Create A Caption

My favorite line:

Are you statistically successful or a successful statistic?

THE BANDWAGON: Championship? lol you’ve gotta b kidding. - Emmceee /we aren't winning anything this year man - BlueXfalcon / We arent winning anything this year - Lakergirl / we aren’t winning anything this yurrrrr - Tkuang /I expect them to make it past the first round, but I will be very happy if they make it past the second.- Gil M. / We aren’t gonna win anything this year, dude - Aethereal / don't think we will win anything this year. Seriously-CLDPC / I’m not expecting something big from this Lakers team this season - Yoshifan

by Jelly Bean on Feb 8, 2012 9:24 AM PST reply actions

DOOD!!!

KOBE BEAN FOOKin BRYANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah I said it......He be DA best!!

Hey, you better talk to them," Bryant advised the Clippers’ Chauncey Billups. "You better tell them to leave Ron alone. Someone is going to get their ass knocked out in front of everybody."

When it was over, Bryant was so proud to say: "There’s a couple [expletives] in this league you don’t mess with – and Metta is one of them."

by Sarge Clemins on Feb 8, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions