The NBA Preseason is over, and we all know what that means. It is time for the NSFL Draft. Who will All Dwight Long, owned and managed by crushmybones, draft with the first overall pick? Will it be the reigning MVP Lebron James? The challenger right behind him, Kevin Durant? SSR legend and fan-favorite, Kobe Bryant Luther Head? And what is Carmelo Anthony doing in this photo?

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There's no point in doing anything in life if you cannot fail at doing it, while every single one of your friends and family are watching you and laughing as you fall. In keeping with that tradition, everything that happens in the NSFL will be visible to all of us at SSR. Here's the link.

linkers gonna link

Click it. Bookmark it. Love it. Then weep a little inside when it comes back 20 years later and tells you it has decided to major in Ethiopian Studies.

League owners, make sure to check out the schedule. Who knows, analyzing the schedule might give you that little bit of an edge...

THE DRAFT

Who: Twenty SSR regulars pretending to be high-rollers like Dr. Jerry Buss. Or ninjas like Mitch Kupchak. Or casual-MacGyver-impersonators like Jim Buss.

What: a draft.

When: Saturday, 7:30 pm Pacific Time.

Where: Here

How: Teams will have 1 minute, 15 seconds to submit their picks in the Yahoo system. This thread will be here for the announcing of picks and for discussion. Just a couple of rules:

(1) Keep all discussion below the pick comments. You can discuss whatever you want, but keep the pick comments section clean.

(2) No gifs or large images, even with a headline.

THE FIRST ROUND

It is almost time. Remember these words of wisdom... ANYONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME.