We've got a doozy tonight, 'tards and 'tardettes.

On ESPN... we have the Blazers and the HAHawks at 5 pm, then the Mavericks visit Lob City at 7:30 pm. Shove some alcohol down your throat whenever a graphic of Oden/Roy goes up, a graphic comparing the Lakers and Clippers history goes up, or when a stupid Blake Griffin Kia commercial plays.

Other games include the Spurs at Magic, Nuggets at Sixers, Thunder at Wizards (lol), Raptors at Celtics, Warriors at Nets, Suns at Knicks, Grizzlies at Hornets, Pistons at Timberwolves, and Pacers at Kings.

And, as always, a poll question of UTMOST significance.