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September Birthdays

Hey All Most of this month been focused on the NBA lockout and football however some folks on SSR celebrated birthdays, i'ma shout them out, y'all just say Happy Birthdays and folks we want to hear from you. How was your birthday, what did you do, who gave you the best gift and cake? Ice cream? or neither? Anyway enjoy the quotes and jokes below.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY CaptainWaffles: Sept. 20, Jason78: Sept. 22, Hotmama24: Sept. 23 and Gen!e: Sept. 27……………..

BEST HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG (via jeetlovesyou)

Quotes

September 20 - People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. Anne Tyler (1941 - ); Whatever you are by nature, keep to it; never desert your line of talent. Be what nature intended you for and you will succeed. Sydney Smith (1771 - 1845)

September 22 The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. Richard Bach When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers. Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first. Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.

September 23rd Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. Joseph Heller (1923 - 1999), "Catch-22" By the time we've made it, we've had it. Malcolm Forbes (1919 - 1990)

September 27th The only way to predict the future is to have power to shape the future. Eric Hoffer

Funny Quote of the Day I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall someday die, which is not so. Stephen Leacock

Jokes

Sept. 20 Two guys are walking down a street in hell when it begins to snow. One guy looks up at it and says, "Well, it finally happened. The Cubs just won the World Series."

Sept. 22 To give you an idea of the kind of season we've had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.

Sept. 23 A salesman decided to skip services one Sunday and head into the hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he collided with a bear, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. The salesman's ruffle went one way and hew went the other, landing awkwardly on a rock and breaking both his legs. That was the good news. The bad news was the ferocious bear was charging him and he couldn't move. "Oh, Lord," the salesman prayed, "I'm so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish: Please make a Christian out of that bear that's coming at me. Please Lord!" That very instant the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud at the salesman's feet: "Dear God, bless this food I am about to receive...." Moral of the story. As any true sales professional knows, when you go after big game you never go alone! Team selling allows you to bring along the technical expertise, the business development acumen and other support folks you'll need to handle a complex sale correctly. No one goes into the forest alone. "Wood" you?

Sept. 27 Q. How do you make holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it.



Birthday list is as follows:

January N/A

February

Deuce4Mamba: Feb. 3

bengalithugg13: Feb. 13

Big John Stud: Feb. 15

Steve Blake and RudeMood19: Feb. 26

March

Kobe: The Legend: March 2

BruinFan1: March 3

Matt Barnes: March 9

Brian Shaw: March 22

Luke Walton: March 28

April

E-Roc: April 2

Purple_gold: April 6

Theo Ratliff: April 17

May

Bluexfalcon: May 2

Derrick Caracter: May 4

June

Czheck: June 15

Bernel: June 23

Imposibol: June 29

July

Pau Gasol: July 6

Joe Smith: July 26

August

Derek Fisher: August 9

LakerAce: August 18

LakersATF: August 20

Kobe Bryant: August 23

September

Phil Jackson: Sept. 17

CaptainWaffles: Sept. 20

Jason78: Sept. 22

Hotmama24: Sept. 23

Gen!e: Sept. 27

October

LakersFoEva and Timbo: Oct. 1

Andrew Bynum: Oct. 17

Crushmybones: Oct. 24

Devin Ebanks: Oct. 28

November

Lamar Odom: Nov. 6

mannye: Nov. 7

Ron Artest: Nov. 13

Jelly Bean: Nov. 17

Altree: Nov. 22

Shannon Brown: Nov. 29

December

BrittneyM: Dec. 13

cldpc and njzfinest5013: Dec. 16

Madmaxx350: Dec. 21

Shaqfor3: Dec. 28

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