Whew Hey Ya'll

Yeah I know, it’s been birthday time for some weeks, I should of just done this before taking my vacation, I just got back yesterday so without further ado let’s just celebrate the month of August and give a big shout out to all those whom turned a year older. Shout out also to socalgal for covering Kobe Bean Mamba Bryant birthday today here: http://www.silverscreenandroll.com/2011/8/23/2378922/happy-birthday-kobe-bean-bryant who turns 33 today if I am correct but Derek Fisher also got year older on the 9th, LakerAce on the 18th and LakersATF on the 20th. Happy birthday and belated birthday to you all, I just hope all birthdays were enjoyable, memorable and exciting, I still would like to know what everyone did on their day if ya'll not too mad at me for being late lol anyway ya’ll know what’s next enjoy.........

Ok I'm having mad trouble linking this video, will try to post it later, however the link is below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ifySnXjXGI&feature=related

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Quotes:

August 23rd

Patience is the companion of wisdom.

Saint Augustine

Funny Quote of the Day

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Laurence J. Peter

"If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of me."

Dwight L. Moody 08/20/2011

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.

Jeph Jacques 8/18

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

Paul Beatty 8/9

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Jokes:

1.

A boss walked into his office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area was wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, "This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?"

The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his "garage door."

An hour later he headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, "When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?"

She smiled and said, "No, I didn't. All I saw was a broken-down old minivan with two flat tires."

August 23 2011

2.

Q. What are the three words a man never wants to hear when he's in the middle of making love?

A. "Honey, I'm home!"

August 20 2011

3.

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,

he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’

‘It depends,’ I replied. ‘What does it say on your shirt?’

He yelled back, ‘ DALLAS COWBOYS’

Aug. 18

4.

Three couples are trying to get into the local church. One of the requirements is to abstain from sex for one month.

After a month, the three couples come back to report on their progress. The first couple says they didn't have sex, so the pastor welcomes them to the church gladly.

The next couple says they didn't have sex, but it was very difficult so the husband had to sleep on the couch for the last week. They are also allowed into the church.

Then the pastor turns to the third couple: "Have you remained chaste for the last month?" he asks.

"We tried but failed," the husband sheepishly admits. "She dropped a can of paint the other day and when she bent over to pick it up, I couldn't help myself and we did it right there."

"Well I am sorry, my son, but you and your wife cannot be permitted to join the church," says the pastor

"We understand," the husband says. "We aren't allowed in the Home Depot anymore either."

August 9 2011

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Celebrity Birthdays Leo:

August 8, 1937 - Dustin Hofman - Actor

August 8, 1940 - Keith Carradine - Actor

August 8, 1988 - Princess Beatrice - UK Royalty

August 9, 1963 - Whitney Huston - Singer

August 10, 1874 - Herbert Hoover - U.S. President

August 10, 1904 - Norma Shearer - Actress

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Astro Twins - Born same day, Same year

August 10, 1928 - Eddie Fisher - Singer, actor

August 10, 1928 - Jimmy Dean - Singer, actor

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August 10, 1959 - Rosanna Arquette - Actress

August 11, 1933 - Jerry Falwell - Religious Leader

August 11, 1921 - Alex Haley - Writer

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Astro Twins - Born same day, Same year

August 11, 1925 - Arleen Dahl - Actress

August 11, 1925 - Mike Douglas - Talk Show Host

August 11, 1925 - Karl Rowan – Journalist

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August 11, 1926 - Claus Von Bulow - Celebrity

August 11, 1953 - Hulk Hogan - Wrestler

August 12, 1831 - Helena Blavatski - Occultist

August 12, 1881 - Cecil B. De Mille - Producer

August 12, 1913 - Jane Wyatt - Actress

August 12, 1939 - George Hamilton - Actor

August 12, 1933 - Parnelli Jones - Racer

August 12, 1926 - John Derek - Actor

August 13, 1860 - Annie Oakley - Sharpshooter

August 13, 1899 - Alfred Hitchcock - Director

August 13, 1927 - Fidel Castro - Political Leader

August 13, 1930 - Don Ho - Entertainer

August 13, 1938 - Steve Brown - Pilot

August 13, 1969 - Figure Skater

August 14, 1944 - Robyn Smith - Jockey

August 14, 1946 - Susan Saint James – Actress

August 14, 1969 - Magic Johnson - Sports Figure

August 15, 1769 - Napoleon - Emperor

August 15, 1872 - Sri Aurobindo - Religious Leader

August 15, 1879 - Ethel Barrymore - Actress

August 15, 1885 - Edna Ferber - Writer

Auguat 15, 1892 - Louis de Broglie - Physicist

August 15, 1913 - Menachem Begin - Prime Minister

August 15, 1923 - Rose Marie Guy - Comedienne

August 15, 1944 - Linda Ellerbee - Newscaster

August 15, 1950 - Princess Anne - UK Royalty

August 16, 1888 - T.E. Lawrence - Adventurer

August 16, 1928 - Ann Blyth - Actress

August 16, 1930 - Frank Gifford - Sports Figure

August 16, 1946 - Leslie Ann Warren - Actress

August 16, 1953 - Kathie Lee Gifford - TV Personality

August 16, 1954 - James Cameron - Movie Producer

August 16, 1960 - Timothy Hutton - Actor

August 17, 1786 - Davey Crockett - Frontiersman

August 17, 1876 - George Llewellyn - Astrologer

August 17, 1943 - Robert De Niro - Actor

August 17, 1959 - David Koresh - Religious sect leader

August 18, 1834 - Marshall Fields - Entrepreneur

August 18, 1917 - Casper Weinberger - Politician

August 18, 1922 - Shelley Winters - Actress

August 18, 1927 - Rosalyn Carter - First Lady

August 18, 1933 - Roman Polanski – Director

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Astro Twins - Born same day, Same year

August 18, 1952 - Elayne Boosler - Comedienne

August 18, 1952 - Patrick Swayze – Actor

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August 18, 1969 - Christian Slater - Actor

August 19, 1743 - Mme. Du Barry - Courtesan

August 19, 1870 - Bernard Baruch - Entrepreneur

August 19, 1882 - Coco Chanel - Designer

August 19, 1902 - Ogden Nash - Poet

August 19, 1931 - Willy Shoemaker - Jockey

August 19, 1940 - Jill Saint John - Actress

August 19, 1946 - Bill Clinton - President, USA

August 19, 1948 - Tipper Gore - V.P. Wife

August 20, 1930 - Mario Bernardi - Conductor

August 20, 1946 - Connie Chung - Newscaster

August 21, 1906 - Count Basie - Musician

August 21, 1936 - Wilt Chamberlain - Sports Figure

August 21, 1938 - Kenny Rodgers - Singer

August 21, 1944 - Jackie DeShannon - Singer

August 21, 1950 - Arthur Bremer - Criminal

August 21, 1962 - Matthew Broderick - Actor

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August Virgoans

•Aug 25 Billy Ray Cyrus

•Aug 30 Cameron Diaz

•Aug 25 Claudia Schiffer

•Aug 28 Jason Priestley

•Aug 28 LeAnn Rimes

•Aug 26 Macaulay Culkin

•Aug 31 Marcia Clark

•Aug 23 River Phoenix

•Aug 29 Robin Leach

•Aug 25 Sean Connery

•Aug 28 Shania Twain

•Aug 24 Steve Guttenberg

•Aug 27 Tueseday Weld

•Aug 31 Van Morrison

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Birthday list is as followed:

January

N/A

February

Deuce4Mamba: Feb. 3

bengalithugg13: Feb. 13

Big John Stud: Feb. 15

Steve Blake and RudeMood19: Feb. 26

March

Kobe: The Legend: March 2

BruinFan1: March 3

Matt Barnes: March 9

Brian Shaw: March 22

Luke Walton: March 28

April

E-Roc: April 2

Purple_gold: April 6

Theo Ratliff: April 17

May

Bluexfalcon: May 2

Derrick Caracter: May 4

June

Czheck: June 15

Bernel: June 23

Imposibol: June 29

July

Pau Gasol: July 6

Joe Smith: July 26

August

Derek Fisher: August 9

LakerAce: August 18

LakersATF: August 20

Kobe Bryant: August 23

September

Phil Jackson: Sept. 17

CaptainWaffles: Sept. 20

Jason78: Sept. 22

Hotmama24: Sept. 23

Gen!e: Sept. 27

October

LakersFoEva and Timbo: Oct. 1

Andrew Bynum: Oct. 17

Crushmybones: Oct. 24

Devin Ebanks: Oct. 28

November

Lamar Odom: Nov. 6

Princeton11loveshalos: Nov. 7

Ron Artest: Nov. 13

Jelly Bean: Nov. 17

Altree: Nov. 22

Shannon Brown: Nov. 29

December

BrittneyM: Dec. 13

CalLadLal and njzfinest5013: Dec. 16

Madmaxx350: Dec. 21

Shaqfor3: Dec. 28