Chris Bosh Planning to Change His Name
by 2NASHTY on Aug 2, 2011 3:07 PM PDT
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PrintUpon learning that Laker forward Ron Artest intends to change his name to Metta World Peace, Heat Forward Chris Bosh has decided to change his name to Ron Artest. Desperate to shed his soft label Bosh feels the change will give him that edge he's been missing.
"I mean you got to realize that this is a name people associate with 'bat shit, jump into the stands crazy'. Everyone is afraid of Ron Artest and everyone knows that you don't push around Artest. I mean shit, if he's not gonna use it, like, I gotta take advantage of it. That's my level of dedication, I'm committed."
When Ron 'Metta World Peace' Artest was asked about Ron 'Chris Bosh' Artest's comments he had this to say...
"People named Ron Artest should avoid using the word committed."
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Heat coach Pat Rily Erik Spoelstra is all for the idea saying...
"This will really shore up our front line, which is good 'cuz we were getting ready to try to get Shaq out of retirement...how desperate is THAT?"
Teammate Dwyane Wade's comments could not be confirmed as both his palms were firmly planted in his face. LeBron James's response was quick and to the point, going with his oft-used catch phrase "that's retarded." The announcement sparked somewhat of a watershed effect as Nets guard Sasha Vujacic announced he too would be changing his name. From now on he will go by Sasha Sharapova. When questioned about the unorthodox name change he responded...
"Wouldn't you? Seriously, in my home country they don't rhyme Vujacic with Bitch. Plus; how un-hot does Maria Vujacic sound!?"....He then licked his fingers and straightened his eyebrows: looked into the camera and said "Sasha Sharapova is going to go supernova", whipped his hair around and left the interview.
In other news, RuPaul is changing his name to Chris Bosh, and has given no comment as to why. New TNT Announcer Shaquille O'Neal's head exploded when asked for comment.
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thanx!
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
Is there a large pic at the bottom? I can't see it right now.
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I was trying to mess with formatting, but the preview function isn’t working. I eventually got frustrated and just published. the formatting looks nothing like I anticipated.
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
I can fix it for you if you like.
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Tweetness
Sure!
but I have to warn you I made a MESS out of the formatting
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
LOL rec'd
It’s posts like these that make the offseason somewhat shorter.
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He then licked his fingers and straightened his eyebrows: looked into the camera and said “Sasha Sharapova is going to go supernova”, whipped his hair around and left the interview.
Affectionately,
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar,
NBA’s All-Time Leading Scorer
hey
It’s better then his old saying
Sasha Vujacic is on fire like genital itch
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
LMAO!
nice one 2NASHTY!
this was hella funny :)
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Thanx Everyone
I usually limit my self to one liners in the comment sectiion. this was my first try at this kinda of post (scrappy doo from PtR kinda inspired the me) it’s good to know that the shit bouncen around in my head isn’t just funny to me.
BTW special thanks to my oft-SSR friend SCG.
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
Brilliant!
Laughing the whole way.
MOAR please.
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Funny
More witty than Larry David, more absurd than Carrot Top. Well done.
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Has any one told you
that you’re awesome lately?
“This is my level of dedication” put me over the edge, and I couldn’t stop laughing the rest of the way.
2DAMNFUNNY!
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This was hilarious
I don’t remember if I posted before so I’ll say it again even if I did. lol
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thanx marty!
did you rec me? cuz I’m a filthy rec whore…I just can’t help it.
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
Slutty Slut McSlut.
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by SoCalGal on Aug 4, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
That was "NASHTY!"
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gold
This was good. This the type of random shit that I enjoy.
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It's always AMMO Time, in spirit- DexterFishmore
lebron should just lock himself away and not talk for the rest of forever-LA32
LOL, yup he sure did.
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if that's the only thing I missed
then I’d be SHOCKED! when it comes to spelling I’m like a politician…I just DON’T FUCKING GET IT.
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
I don't know how I managed to miss this...
but I’ll go on record now – it’s absolutely brilliant. REC!
Once again, it's much too late.
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