Hey peeps,

       I'm home, oh I hate work but you know what time it is, Birthday time, Imposibol birthday. Another year older, another year wiser so lets post away some happy birthday wishes and enjoy the following.........

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG - FELIZ CUMPLEAñOS SALSA MUSIC (via salseroUSA)

imposibol

joined Feb 13, 2010 last login Jun 29, 2011 posts 1 comments 3018

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LOL, the dodgers, blue and sf3 failing.

Glad you guys had fun. Great job with the fanpost, Boh!

Always Lurking. Always. Yes.

Tim Duncan wins championships. Vince Carters fills the arenas.
Kobe Bryant does both. -- from some Yahoo! column, I think it was Steve Kerr.

The ideal way to win a championship is step by step.
-Phil Jackson

by imposibol on Jun 27, 2011 3:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Quotes:

I can, therefore I am.
Simone Weil

Love Quote of the Day

The course of true love never did run smooth.
William Shakespeare

Art Quote of the Day
I look at everything in an artistic way.
Tony Curtis

Nature Quote of the Day
America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton.
Ellsworth Huntington

Funny Quote of the Day

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Jackie Mason

Jokes:

A young man's mother was now living in Miami Beach and he didn't see her that often. His father was no longer around and he was worried that his mom was lonely. For her birthday, he purchased a rare parrot, trained to speak seven languages. He had a courier deliver the bird to his dear mother.

A few days later, he called: "Ma, what do you think of the bird?" he inquired.

"The bird was good, but a little tough," she replied. "I should have cooked it longer."

"You ate the bird?" the man said, shocked. "Ma, the bird was very expensive. It spoke seven languages!"

"Oh excuse me," his mother replied. "If the bird was so smart, why didn't it say something when I put it in the oven?"

Joke 2:

 A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."

The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."

"Why not?" asks the brain.

"You're already out of your head."

Joke 3:  

 A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?'

'Yes,' the professor answered. 'When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee did not see it, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now.'

'Well,' said the gatekeeper. 'That is a very minor sin. You may enter.'

'Thank you very much, Saint Peter,' the professor answered.

'I am not Saint Peter,' said the gatekeeper. 'He is having his lunchbreak. I am Saint Lucas.'

Birthday list is as follows:

January

N/A

February

Deuce4Mamba: Feb. 3

bengalithugg13: Feb. 13

Big John Stud: Feb. 15

Steve Blake and RudeMood19: Feb. 26

March

Kobe: The Legend: March 2

BruinFan1: March 3

Matt Barnes: March 9

Brian Shaw: March 22

Luke Walton: March 28

April

E-Roc: April 2

Purple_gold: April 6

Theo Ratliff: April 17

May

Bluexfalcon: May 2

Derrick Caracter: May 4

June

Czheck: June 15

Bernel: June 23

Imposibol: June 29

July

Pau Gasol: July 6

Joe Smith: July 26

August

Derek Fisher: August 9

LakerAce: August 18

LakersATF: August 20

Kobe Bryant: August 23

September

Phil Jackson: Sept. 17

CaptainWaffles: Sept. 20

Jason78: Sept. 22

Hotmama24: Sept. 23

Gen!e: Sept. 27

October

LakersFoEva and Timbo: Oct. 1

Andrew Bynum: Oct. 17

Crushmybones: Oct. 24

Devin Ebanks: Oct. 28

November

Lamar Odom: Nov. 6

mannye: Nov. 7

Ron Artest: Nov. 13

Jelly Bean: Nov. 17

Altree: Nov. 22

Shannon Brown: Nov. 29

December

BrittneyM: Dec. 13

CalLadLal and njzfinest5013: Dec. 16

Madmaxx350: Dec. 21

Shaqfor3: Dec. 28