Birthday June 23rd

Whats Happening?????

                 Ain't nothing going on but another birthday, you got have some c-a-k-e or g-i-f-t-s if you want to participate. LOL alittle spin off "Ain't Nothin' Goin' on But The Rent" by Gwen Guthrie(look it up I dear you) However a birthday shoutout on SS&R will have to do for now so lets say HAPPY BIRTHDAY Bernel and all you cancerians out there...........


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A proud Laker fan from the Philippines.

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The Bernel Zone

"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant

by bernel on Jun 22, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs



I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
Noel Coward

Love Quote of the Day

Love begins by taking care of the closest ones - the ones at home.
Mother Teresa

Art Quote of the Day

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.
Oscar Wilde

Nature Quote of the Day

Flowers... are a proud assertion that a ray of beauty outvalues all the utilities of the world.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Funny Quote of the Day

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
Rodney Dangerfield



Julia was puzzled that Ted was so nonchalant after he saw his girlfriend with another man. "You're in love with her, and you saw her with another guy. Why didn't you go up to him and knock him out?" she asked.

"I'm waiting," Ted said.

"Waiting for what?" asked Julia.

"Waiting to catch her with a smaller guy."

June 23 2011 Rates This Joke: 8 / 10


 Joke 2:

 A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in
the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side
of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing
nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the
way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are
you doing?"

The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man, puzzled.

"Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing
in their field."


 Joke 3:

 A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who
had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.

"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

June Cancerians

  • Jun 24 Anna Paquin
  • Jun 25 Carly Simon
  • Jun 25 Cheryl Tiegs
  • Jun 26 Chris Isaak
  • Jun 26 Chris O'Donnell
  • Jun 22 Cyndi Lauper
  • Jun 25 George Michael
  • Jun 27 Isabelle Adjani
  • Jun 29 John Bradshaw
  • Jun 28 John Cusack
  • Jun 28 Kathy Bates
  • Jun 22 Kris Kristofferson
  • Jun 22 Meryl Streep
  • Jun 29 Richard Lewis
  • Jun 28 Ross Perot
  • Jun 23 Ted Shackelford
  • Jun 27 Tobey Maguire
  • Jun 30 Vincent D'Onofrio


NBA Draft: Kyrie Irving, Jimmer Fredette and the Top Prospects' News & Analysis
Bleacher Report Thu, 23 Jun 2011 09:08 AM PDT
Kyrie Irving, Jimmer Fredette, Kemba Walker and Brandon Knight are among the many top prospects who have been waiting for this night their entire lifeâdraft night. With names like Tony Parker, Andre Iguodala and Lamar Odom on the trading block and several elite teams, including the Los Angeles Lakers and San Antonio Spurs, attempting to move up in the draft, it is going to be a very exciting day ...

Could Sixers acquire Lamar Odom?
The Morning Call Thu, 23 Jun 2011 09:06 AM PDT
Sports Illustrated is reporting that the Sixers are involved in trade talks with the Los Angeles Lakers in which Philadelphia's Andre Iguodala would be swapped for Lamar Odom.

NBA Trade Rumors: 76ers, Lakers Discussing Andre Iguodala Trade Involving Lamar Odom
SB Nation Thu, 23 Jun 2011 08:27 AM PDT
The Philadelphia 76ers continue to explore Andre Iguodala 's trade value, and the latest NBA trade rumor has them talking to the Los Angeles Lakers about a swap involving Iguodala and Lamar Odom . The trade is by no means imminent, but Adrian Wojnarowski of Yahoo! Sports is reporting that it has a lot of traction. The trade talks between the Los Angeles Lakers and Philadelphia 76ers have ...

NBA Trade Rumors: Warriors Reject Lakers Overture of Lamar Odom for Monta Ellis
Bleacher Report Thu, 23 Jun 2011 07:46 AM PDT
NBA Trade Rumors: Warriors Reject Lakers Overture of Lamar Odom for Monta Ellis The Los Angeles Lakers have clearly made Lamar Odom available in a variety of trades, and it's clear that he's the most attractive negotiating chip that the team has at the trade table. Ken Berger of CBS Sports reports that the Lakers placed a call to the Warriors in an effort to land Monta Ellis to be Kobe Bryant's ...

Report: T'wolves Reject Lakers' Trade Proposal
WJXT Jacksonville Thu, 23 Jun 2011 07:44 AM PDT
The Minnesota Timberwolves rejected a trade proposal from the Los Angeles Lakers for the No. 2 pick in the NBA draft.


Birthday list is as followed:




Deuce4Mamba: Feb. 3

bengalithugg13: Feb. 13

Big John Stud: Feb. 15

Steve Blake and RudeMood19: Feb. 26


Kobe: The Legend: March 2

BruinFan1: March 3

Matt Barnes: March 9

Brian Shaw: March 22

Luke Walton: March 28


E-Roc: April 2

Purple_gold: April 6

Theo Ratliff: April 17


Bluexfalcon: May 2

Derrick Caracter: May 4


Czheck: June 15

Bernel: June 23

Imposibol: June 29


Pau Gasol: July 6

Joe Smith: July 26


Derek Fisher: August 9

LakerAce: August 18

LakersATF: August 20

Kobe Bryant: August 23


Phil Jackson: Sept. 17

CaptainWaffles: Sept. 20

 Jason78: Sept. 22

Hotmama24: Sept. 23

Gen!e: Sept. 27


LakersFoEva and Timbo: Oct. 1

Andrew Bynum: Oct. 17

Crushmybones: Oct. 24

Devin Ebanks: Oct. 28


Lamar Odom: Nov. 6

Princeton11loveshalos: Nov. 7

Ron Artest: Nov. 13

Jelly Bean: Nov. 17

Altree: Nov. 22

Shannon Brown: Nov. 29


BrittneyM: Dec. 13

CalLadLal and njzfinest5013: Dec. 16

Madmaxx350: Dec. 21

Shaqfor3: Dec. 28

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