Birthday May 2nd

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          As of today one of our very own beat writers bluexfalcon turns a year older, he has been a member since March 16, 2010 so let's collectively say happy birthday and blue let us know below how you are enjoying your day besides hoping for a Laker win over the Mavs tonight as we take a look at the clip below........


Happy Birthday! (via FlippyCat)

Blue's Last Post:


"Phil Jackson seems to enjoy his status as 'NBA grand philosopher' and uses that platform to lob verbal hand grenades into other franchises or the league offices for fun." - Kurt Helin
Stalk, err, Follow me on Twitter: @bluefalcon916

by bluexfalcon on May 2, 2011 12:03 PM EDT reply actions   10 recs

Today's Quotes:

Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them
--Paul Valery (1871 - 1945), Tel Quel 2 (1943)

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
--Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)

If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.
--Lord Salisbury

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
--Aneurin Bevan (1897 - 1960)

Quote of the Day
Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and take as a gift whatever the day brings forth.

Love Quote of the Day
There is a woman at the begining of all great things.
--Alphonse de Lamartine

Art Quote of the Day
A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left.
--Alexander Pope

Nature Quote of the Day
Oh, don't let's ask for the moon. We've already got the stars.
--Bette Davis

Funny Quote of the Day
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
--George Bernard Shaw



Joke Of The Day
1.     Patrick Murphy and Sean O'Brien, two Irishmen, grew up together and were lifelong friends. But Patrick developed cancer and was dying. While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy: "O'Brien, come 'ere. I 'ave a request for ye."
Sean walked to his friend's bedside and kneeled beside him.
"Seany, ole boy, we've been friends all our lives, and now I'm leaving 'ere. I 'ave one last request fir ye to do."
O'Brien burst into tears: "Anything, Patrick. Anything ye wish."
"Well, under me bed is a box containing a bottle of the finest whiskey in all of Ireland. Bottled the year I was born it was. After I die and they plant me in the ground, I want you to pour that fine whiskey over me grave so it might soak into me bones, and I'll be able to enjoy it for all eternity."
O'Brien was overcome with emotion, and in the true Irish spirit of his friend's request, he asked: "Aye, 'tis a fine thing you ask of me, and I will pour the whiskey. But, Patrick, might I strain it through me kidneys first?"

May 2 2011 Rates This Joke: 9 / 10


2.      A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's the matter?' she asked. 'It's my birthday!' he hollered. 'And I had a bicycle and a new tracksuit and this afternoon there's to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterwards. . .' and he had to stop talking because he was crying so hard. 'But that's lovely,' said the old lady. 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm lost!'


3.    I was walking through the supermarket to pick up a few things when I noticed an old lady following me around. Thinking nothing of it, I ignored her and continued on. Finally I went to the checkout line, but she got in front of me.

"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently."

"I'm very sorry," I said to her, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother? It would make me feel so much better."

"Sure," I said. An odd request, but no harm would come of it. As the old woman was leaving, I called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"

As I stepped up to the checkout counter, I saw that my total was $127.50.

"How can that be?" I asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

"Your mother said that you would pay for hers, too," said the clerk.



May Taureans

  • May 17 Andrea Corr
  • May 04 Audrey Hepburn
  • May 09 Billy Joel
  • May 10 Bono
  • May 07 Breckin Meyer
  • May 20 Busta Rhymes
  • May 09 Candice Bergen
  • May 14 Cate Blanchett
  • May 20 Cher
  • May 18 Chow Yun-Fat
  • May 12 Christian Campbell
  • May 02 Christine Baranski
  • May 05 Danielle Fishel
  • May 16 David Boreanaz
  • May 15 David Krumholtz
  • May 16 Debra Winger
  • May 17 Dennis Hopper
  • May 13 Dennis Rodman
  • May 08 Enrique Iglesias
  • May 07 Eva Peron
  • May 12 Gabriel Byrne
  • May 06 George Clooney
  • May 14 George Lucas
  • May 13 Harvey Keitel
  • May 03 James Brown
  • May 15 James Mason
  • May 16 Janet Jackson
  • May 12 Katherine Hepburn
  • May 04 Lance Bass
  • May 10 Linda Evangelista
  • May 06 Mare Winningham
  • May 08 Melissa Gilbert
  • May 01 Mitzi Kapture
  • May 11 Natasha Richardson
  • May 19 Nora Ephron
  • May 16 Pierce Brosnan
  • May 04 Randy Travis
  • May 01 Rita Coolidge
  • May 12 Stephen Baldwin
  • May 13 Stevie Wonder
  • May 05 Tammy Wynette
  • May 06 Tony Blair
  • May 16 Tori Spelling
  • May 07 Traci Lords


           HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLUEXFALCON and to all you taurus folks out there, you also send blue birthday wishes here:

Birthday list is as followed:




Deuce4Mamba: Feb. 3

bengalithugg13: Feb. 13

Big John Stud: Feb. 15

Steve Blake and RudeMood19: Feb. 26


Kobe: The Legend: March 2

BruinFan1: March 3

Matt Barnes: March 9

Brian Shaw: March 22

Luke Walton: March 28


E-Roc: April 2

Purple_gold: April 6

Theo Ratliff: April 17


Bluexfalcon: May 2

Derrick Caracter: May 4


Czheck: June 15

Bernel: June 23

Imposibol: June 29


Pau Gasol: July 6

Joe Smith: July 26


Derek Fisher: August 9

LakerAce: August 18

LakersATF: August 20

Kobe Bryant: August 23


Phil Jackson: Sept. 17

CaptainWaffles: Sept. 20

 Jason78: Sept. 22

Hotmama24: Sept. 23

Gen!e: Sept. 27


LakersFoEva and Timbo: Oct. 1

Andrew Bynum: Oct. 17

Crushmybones: Oct. 24

Devin Ebanks: Oct. 28


Lamar Odom: Nov. 6

Princeton11loveshalos: Nov. 7

Ron Artest: Nov. 13

Jelly Bean: Nov. 17

Altree: Nov. 22

Shannon Brown: Nov. 29


BrittneyM: Dec. 13

CalLadLal and njzfinest5013: Dec. 16

Madmaxx350: Dec. 21

Shaqfor3: Dec. 28

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