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       Birthday time and it's right on time, my uncle shares today's birthday as well so Happy Birthday to all you Aries folks out there, my fellow fire sign. Today we are wishing Purple_gold a Happy Birthday, another day older, another day wiser. Purple_gold has been around since Nov. 24th and last login was today, hopefully Purple_gold doesn't party too hard and comes back around to let us know how the day has gone. Any cake? Gifts? or just a normal day in a Lakers fan life? Let us know Purple_gold but for now onto the you tube clip.......

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Lakers-Jazz open thread

Lebron needs verizon, he aint getting no ring - New Boyz

by purple_gold on Apr 5, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Daily Quotes:

I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient. -Cyra McFadden

A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, "You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing." -Sir Arnold Bax (1883 - 1953), Farewell my Youth (1943)

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.- Jimmy Demaret

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow. - Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)

Jokes:

Joke Of The Day

Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.

"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades, you'd now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8," boasts Gates. "And that's not all. It'd reach 10,000 mph, weigh just over 10kg, do 1,000 miles to the gallon and cost less than $50."

"Sure, Bill," shrugs the GM chairman. "But it would also crash four times a day."

April 6 2011 AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 7 / 10

April Arians

• Apr 13 Al Green
• Apr 03 Alec Baldwin
• Apr 12 Andy Garcia
• Apr 19 Ashley Judd
• Apr 09 Austin Peck
• Apr 06 Billy Dee Williams
• Apr 04 Christine Lahti
• Apr 12 Claire Danes
• Apr 05 Colin Powell
• Apr 18 Conan O'Brien
• Apr 03 David Hyde Pierce
• Apr 12 David Letterman
• Apr 01 Debbie Reynolds
• Apr 09 Dennis Quaid
• Apr 03 Eddie Murphy
• Apr 16 Ellen Barkin
• Apr 15 Emma Thompson
• Apr 02 Emmylou Harris
• Apr 10 Haley Joel Osment
• Apr 09 Hugh Hefner
• Apr 07 Jackie Chan
• Apr 18 Jane Leeves
• Apr 03 Jennie Garth
• Apr 11 Joel Grey

• Apr 13 Jonathan Brandis
• Apr 08 Julian Lennon
• Apr 16 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
• Apr 19 Kate Hudson
• Apr 05 Krista Allen-Morritt
• Apr 11 Lisa Stansfield
• Apr 03 Marlon Brando
• Apr 16 Martin Lawrence
• Apr 04 Maya Angelou
• Apr 18 Melissa Joan Hart
• Apr 04 Natasha Lyonne
• Apr 12 Nicholas Brendon
• Apr 17 Olivia Hussey
• Apr 10 Omar Sharif
• Apr 06 Paul Rudd
• Apr 10 Peter MacNicol
• Apr 06 Ram Dass
• Apr 04 Robert Downey Jr.
• Apr 08 Robin Wright Penn
• Apr 07 Russell Crowe
• Apr 14 Sarah Michelle Gellar
• Apr 12 Shannen Doherty
• Apr 10 Steven Seagal
• Apr 17 Victoria "Posh Spice" Addams

Enjoy your birthday Purple_gold, if you see this in time, eat some cake for me please............                                             

Birthday list is as followed:   

January

N/A

February

Deuce4Mamba: Feb. 3

bengalithugg13: Feb. 13

Big John Stud: Feb. 15

Steve Blake and RudeMood19: Feb. 26

March

Kobe: The Legend: March 2

BruinFan1: March 3

Matt Barnes: March 9

Brian Shaw: March 22

Luke Walton: March 28

April

E-Roc: April 2

Purple_gold: April 6

Theo Ratliff: April 17

May

Bluexfalcon: May 2

Derrick Caracter: May 4

June

Czheck: June 15

Bernel: June 23

Imposibol: June 29

July

Pau Gasol: July 6

Joe Smith: July 26

August

Derek Fisher: August 9

LakerAce: August 18

LakersATF: August 20

Kobe Bryant: August 23

September

Phil Jackson: Sept. 17

CaptainWaffles: Sept. 20

 Jason78: Sept. 22

Hotmama24: Sept. 23

Gen!e: Sept. 27

October

LakersFoEva and Timbo: Oct. 1

Andrew Bynum: Oct. 17

Crushmybones: Oct. 24

Devin Ebanks: Oct. 28

November

Lamar Odom: Nov. 6

Princeton11loveshalos: Nov. 7

Ron Artest: Nov. 13

Jelly Bean: Nov. 17

Altree: Nov. 22

Shannon Brown: Nov. 29

December

BrittneyM: Dec. 13

CalLadLal and njzfinest5013: Dec. 16

Madmaxx350: Dec. 21

Shaqfor3: Dec. 28

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