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Birthday Recap

Hey peeps, folks, SS&R geeks LOL, it's that time again

         Or you can call it the Happy Belated Birthday Thread since I've been M.I.A since March 2nd when we all wished Kobe: The Legend Happy Birthday here: http://www.silverscreenandroll.com/2011/3/2/2026540/birthday-march-2nd but in that time, Lakers went on a streak, baseball season got rolling, Matt Barnes got older March 9th, Brian Shaw got older March 22, Luke Walton got older March 28 and now E-Roc April 2, can you say this was way late? Well yeah but I'm on it, it's a new month so expect great things, in the meantime lets see who I can find off youtube to sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY to these folks above......

 

The "Sorry-I-Forgot-Your-Birthday" Song (via absolutelysplendid)


Thought that was a funny little clip but lets get little facts about E-Roc first, he joined May 24th, last log in was April 4th and last post:

 

Rooting for Shaq

to make it back onto the court. It’s been a long time since I cheered for him, but seeing him work so hard to get back, then hobble off court was a sad moment.

Even after all the things he’s said and done, and even though he’s wearing the most hideous uniform possible, I hope to see him finish this season playing basketball, then remember him for all the good times and forget the BS.

"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec

"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23

"Doc hasn’t beaten MI5, the Jackson 5, Maroon 5, the Dave Clark Five, the Ben Folds Five, Babylon Five, Dave Brubeck’s "Take Five," the In-N-Out Five-By-Five, or the traffic on the 405. (And y’all know Kobe’s taken down that last one.)" -Brian Tung

by deadmuse on Apr 4, 2011 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

The medical staff should be ashamed. They cleared him to play after two months out with no practice beforehand.

There was no way he’d be able to play without re-injuring himself somehow. That’s like sitting on your ass your whole life then going out to run a marathon with no training.

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates
To be great is to be misunderstood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Apr 4, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, what?!?! he didn't practice at all??

thats just horrible

by theshmoes on Apr 4, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was rather stupid.

by E-ROC on Apr 4, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

I had no idea he hadn’t practiced…I stay away from “green news.”

“Unprofessional” doesn’t even come close to describing it. That’s just demented. Especially for the oldest player in the league.

"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec

"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23

"Doc hasn’t beaten MI5, the Jackson 5, Maroon 5, the Dave Clark Five, the Ben Folds Five, Babylon Five, Dave Brubeck’s "Take Five," the In-N-Out Five-By-Five, or the traffic on the 405. (And y’all know Kobe’s taken down that last one.)" -Brian Tung

by deadmuse on Apr 4, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

 

    On to some facts about Luke, Shaw and Matt Barnes, well Luke is soo close to not being a Laker, Shaw looks close to being next in charge and Matt Barnes just got suspended one game for pushing Jason Terry after he pushed Blake. These are called the Brittney Facts got some facts of your own comment away. E-Roc let us know how you enjoyed your day and Happy Happy belated Birthday. Now onto some quotes and jokes, enjoy.....

Quotes:

Quotations - April 02, 2011

The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)

 I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid thing the rich would have kept more of it for themselves. Bruce Grocott (1940 - )

 Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want. Clive Barnes

My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared. P. J. Plauger, Computer Language, March 1983

Jokes:

Joke Of The Day

Q: Have you heard about the brand new version of Playboy magazine exclusively for married men?

A: The centerfold is the same every month.

April 2 2011 AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 7 / 10

Joke Of The Day

After 25 years of marriage, I took a look at my wife one day and said: "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and a big-screen plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

But my wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she'd make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.

March 25 2011 AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 8 / 10

Joke Of The Day

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing-eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head.

The manager runs up to the man and shouts: "What are you doing?!"

The blind man replies: "Just looking around."

March 9 2011 AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 7 / 10

 

 

Birthday list is as followed:   

January

N/A

February

Deuce4Mamba: Feb. 3

bengalithugg13: Feb. 13

Big John Stud: Feb. 15

Steve Blake and RudeMood19: Feb. 26

March

Kobe: The Legend: March 2

BruinFan1: March 3

Matt Barnes: March 9

Brian Shaw: March 22

Luke Walton: March 28

April

E-Roc: April 2

Purple_gold: April 6

Theo Ratliff: April 17

May

Bluexfalcon: May 2

Derrick Caracter: May 4

June

Czheck: June 15

Bernel: June 23

Imposibol: June 29

July

Pau Gasol: July 6

Joe Smith: July 26

August

Derek Fisher: August 9

LakerAce: August 18

LakersATF: August 20

Kobe Bryant: August 23

September

Phil Jackson: Sept. 17

Hotmama24: Sept. 23

Gen!e: Sept. 27

October

LakersFoEva and Timbo: Oct. 1

Andrew Bynum: Oct. 17

Crushmybones: Oct. 24

Devin Ebanks: Oct. 28

November

Lamar Odom: Nov. 6

Princeton11loveshalos: Nov. 7

Ron Artest: Nov. 13

Jelly Bean: Nov. 17

Altree: Nov. 22

Shannon Brown: Nov. 29

December

BrittneyM: Dec. 13

CalLadLal and njzfinest5013: Dec. 16

Madmaxx350: Dec. 21

Shaqfor3: Dec. 28

And if it's your bday and you see me around taking alittle bit too long to post this birthday love, email me, twitter me, yell at me, tell me to get on it, LOL

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