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Lakers 99, Spurs 83: Kaboom

There it is, amigos. The win we've been waiting and pleading for all season long. The crushing show of force that would set off air-raid sirens around the league, letting everyone know the champs were getting serious. The Spurs have been the class of the NBA through the first three quarters of the regular season, but this afternoon they were a little bug hovering in the breeze as the Laker windshield plowed through their airspace at 80 miles an hour. The 99 to 83 final score only hints at the one-sidedness on view at the AT&T Center.

If you'd told me ahead of time that today's game would be a rout, I frankly wouldn't have guessed that the Lakers would be the routers and not the routees. Already this year, San Antonio had beaten the Lakers twice, and they came into this game having won 22 straight in their own gym. When the Lake Show visited back in late December, the Spurs plowed them rather easily. So when the Lakers pulled ahead by 12 midway through the first quarter, I raised an eyebrow. When the lead reached 21 a few minutes later, I raised my other eyebrow. When the Lakers went into halftime up 28 and then led by 32 in the third, the Spurs' largest deficit of the season, I got out a Sharpie and drew a pair of raised eyebrows on my cat. Maybe I shouldn't have done that last part, but maybe she shouldn't have been sleeping through the Lakers' best game of the year.

Star-divide

This was a pretty startling display at both ends of the court. On offense the Lakers could do little wrong. In the first half they scored an insane 1.51 points per possession thanks to meticulous execution of the Triangle, piping-hot jumpshooting and dominance on the offensive glass. Ball movement was excellent. Each pass was a purposeful step toward routing the rock to an open shooter. Spur defenders were constantly a step or two behind, and the Lakers punished their inadequate close-outs with bomb after outside bomb. Even Pau Gasol got into the act, hitting his first three-pointer since December of 2008.

On those infrequent occasions when a shot didn't fall, a Laker big man was often there to collect the carom. In the first half the Lakers rebounded 48% of their missed shots, leading to 10 second-chance points. Andrew Bynum, continuing to play with graceful savagery, embarrassed the San Antonio bigs. He collected six offensive boards (out of 17 total) and all day long looked about two feet taller and 20 years younger than Tim Duncan. Gasol was terrific as well. Over and over he drifted into spaces uncovered by the San Antonio D and dropped in that high-arcing set shot of his. Pau finished with 21 points on 15 shots, including free-throw attempts, and his five assists attest to his fine work distributing the ball from the pinch-post.

Kobe Bryant led the Lakers with 26 points. Though he's still not shooting with great efficiency, today his game was more controlled and disciplined than it's been lately. He got plenty of perimeter help from Lamar Odom (15 points on 13 shots) and Shannon Brown (12 points on 10 shots). For the game the Lakers made 8 of 23 from long distance, but those numbers are dampened by cold shooting in garbage time. Through three quarters they converted 8 of 18 three-point attempts, and as we well know, the champs just don't lose when they're hitting from outside like that.

The defense was every bit as impressive, if not more so. The Spurs are a terrific offensive squad - coming into this game, they ranked second in the NBA in offensive efficiency - but you wouldn't know it from how brutally the Lakers locked them down. San Antonio scored 0.62 points per trip in the first period and 0.83 through three quarters. Drew and Pau, as they've done several times since the All-Star break, took away everything inside. See, e.g.: Tim Duncan, 1 for 7, two points.

That left the Spurs to depend entirely on a high pick-and-pop game, which the Laker guards and wings did a nice job of neutralizing by challenging open looks. Ron Artest was especially peppy on D. In the second quarter, after swatting a George Hill three-point attempt out of bounds, he took a moment to flex and smooch his biceps, WWE-style. In the third, while chasing a loose ball, he crashed into a spectator who happened to be holding a fresh cup of coffee at the time. The coffee went airborne and drenched the dude's white shirt. Of course, Ron politely helped wash the spillage from the guy's balding dome.

 

A magnificent day for the purple and gold, this was. The lingering question is what it means for the Lakers' and Spurs' championship prospects. On the one hand, it shows that the Lakers do indeed have that extra gear we've been hoping to see. When things are clicking and the machinery is humming along at peak efficiency, life gets very bad for whoever's in their way. Most encouraging is how the defense continues to suffocate: over their last seven games, the champs have surrendered just 0.97 points per possession after allowing 1.06 before the break. The emergence of Bynum as a frightening menace is a big part of the improvement.

On the other hand, it's never a good idea to overreact to one game, however good or bad. Today just wasn't kind to the Spurs. They left a steaming pile on their home court, as every team does from time to time. They're a talented, extremely well-coached group, and rarely in the future will things go as poorly for them, or as right for the Lakers, as we saw this afternoon. Don't get me wrong: it's a great win for the purp and yellow. But just as we saw them play some horrendo games last season, only to win another banner in June, we shouldn't dismiss the Spurs' ability to do the same.

Moreover, the last time we got excited over a big road W was a month ago, after the Lakers knocked off the Celtics in Boston. That road trip ended with three straight ugly losses. One hopes Phil Jackson will remind them of this recent history, and that there's much more heavy lifting to get done before they return to Staples.

 

Poss.

TO%

FTA/
FGA

FT%

3FGA/FGA

2PT%

3PT%

EFG

TS%

OReb Rate

DReb Rate

PPP

LA

87

8

0.11

70

0.26

51

35

51

52

33

70

1.14

SA

86

11

0.22

74

0.24

37

33

40

44

30

67

0.97

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"Baron is one of those guys who feeds off the crowd, but if the crowd sucks, he just feeds himself." - Bill Simmons

by Tkuang on Mar 6, 2011 5:19 PM PST reply actions  

LOL, shame on you Dex.

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

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by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 5:22 PM PST reply actions  

lol me to!

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

LMAO!

Floyd Little: HOF Class of 2010.

2009-10 back-to-back NBA Champions L.A Lakers
2009-10 NBA Finals MVP Kobe Bryant

by weazel on Mar 6, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the best jokes you've written.
When the Lakers went into halftime up 28 and then led by 32 in the third, the Spurs’ largest deficit of the season, I got out a Sharpie and drew a pair of raised eyebrows on my cat. Maybe I shouldn’t have done that last part, but maybe she shouldn’t have been sleeping through the Lakers’ best game of the year.

"Phil Jackson seems to enjoy his status as 'NBA grand philosopher' and uses that platform to lob verbal hand grenades into other franchises or the league offices for fun." - Kurt Helin
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by bluexfalcon on Mar 6, 2011 5:22 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

animal cruelty justified by the pet's ignorance to sleep during a laker game

priceless

"If you’re afraid to fail, then you’re probably going to fail. You know what I mean? Fuck it." -- Kobe "Black Mamba" Bryant

by jXn on Mar 6, 2011 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL, you need to get over your whole "animal cruelty" thing.

 None of us really advocates it and Dex would never do that to his cat. She’s a beautiful animal and he adores her.

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

someone's sarcasm meter is hay-wired

"If you’re afraid to fail, then you’re probably going to fail. You know what I mean? Fuck it." -- Kobe "Black Mamba" Bryant

by jXn on Mar 6, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

You were so upset about the Pikachu kitteh, I wasn't sure.

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I found it distasteful that's all

"If you’re afraid to fail, then you’re probably going to fail. You know what I mean? Fuck it." -- Kobe "Black Mamba" Bryant

by jXn on Mar 6, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like the mavs are winning tonight

"Baron is one of those guys who feeds off the crowd, but if the crowd sucks, he just feeds himself." - Bill Simmons

by Tkuang on Mar 6, 2011 5:26 PM PST reply actions  

You're right Dex.

Lakers can’t let off the gas now and be happy that they beat the Spurs. Three games remain on The Gauntlet!

"Phil Jackson seems to enjoy his status as 'NBA grand philosopher' and uses that platform to lob verbal hand grenades into other franchises or the league offices for fun." - Kurt Helin
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by bluexfalcon on Mar 6, 2011 5:26 PM PST reply actions  

FSOhio
reported that Chris Paul was moving his hands, legs, and arms and talking on the way to the hospital.

The PuertoRican Kid

by Kobe:The Legend on Mar 6, 2011 5:27 PM PST reply actions  

a relief for NO and well as a good competitor you never want to see an elite player

get hurt like that

"If you’re afraid to fail, then you’re probably going to fail. You know what I mean? Fuck it." -- Kobe "Black Mamba" Bryant

by jXn on Mar 6, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Not any player, elite or not.

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

If Pau hits a three you have to know its pretty much over for your team

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 5:27 PM PST reply actions  

Pau's got monster range

I love him taking wide open corner threes

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

by Justin N. on Mar 6, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

i said the exact same thing JB

Remarkably, five of the NBA’s top seven scorers — (Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (1st), Karl Malone (2nd), Wilt Chamberlain (4th), O’Neal (5th) and Bryant (7th)) — have worn Lakers jerseys.

by lakerdynasty on Mar 6, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

hehe

that was so awesome to see. I was really surprised.

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

that shot so natural to him

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be pretty nice to see him try that more often.

Sort of how Ilgauskas does. It spreads the floor and Kobe already dominates the post enough.

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Most impressed Bynum's ability to be able to man the paint but most importantly

to do it in a way that he avoids foul calls against him.

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 5:29 PM PST reply actions  

Exactly

I couldn’t figure out why Parker & Ginobili didn’t just drive it to the basket and tag a foul on Drew. I mean he did great but it seems like they coulda done more of that.

"Hey if repeating as champions were that easy even the Spurs could do it." olf

by lazNirv on Mar 6, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

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"Phil Jackson seems to enjoy his status as 'NBA grand philosopher' and uses that platform to lob verbal hand grenades into other franchises or the league offices for fun." - Kurt Helin
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by bluexfalcon on Mar 6, 2011 5:30 PM PST reply actions  

oooooooh barely squeezing in

"Baron is one of those guys who feeds off the crowd, but if the crowd sucks, he just feeds himself." - Bill Simmons

by Tkuang on Mar 6, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I've always wondered, do you guys actually enjoy the game?

I’ve been here and you guys post like crazy with every play.

by AndyV on Mar 6, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

thy\eyve mastered the art of qatching n posting

thats why they get on a list. everyone loves lists.

"He faked him into the popcorn machine...
he's got salt and butter all over him"
-Chick Hearn

Asked if he took any pain medication at halftime, Bryant said his medicine is called "tough as (expletive.) That’s the medicine I’m on."

by airdawg818 on Mar 6, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

oops, i meant "watching"

"He faked him into the popcorn machine...
he's got salt and butter all over him"
-Chick Hearn

Asked if he took any pain medication at halftime, Bryant said his medicine is called "tough as (expletive.) That’s the medicine I’m on."

by airdawg818 on Mar 6, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I've become a better fan with SS&R!

It’s true.

And as far as enjoying the games, of course I enjoy the game!

Protip: Laptops are a must! (unless your TV is in line of sight with desktop comp.)

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by bluexfalcon on Mar 6, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

or if you're watching on a feed

"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."

"I'm a perfectionist who's not perfect." - Ron Artest

8 + 24 > 23 + 6

by LakerAce on Mar 6, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

this

"What doesn't kill you might injure you, or just kill you later." -Czheck Proverb

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

twitter

by shaqfor3 on Mar 6, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I personally find a game boring with a thread to comment on nowadays

There are plenty of breaks in the action in which extended conversations can be held, and it’s nice to breakdown stuff as it happens.

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

by Ben R on Mar 6, 2011 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

With a thread or without a thread?

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

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by SoCalGal on Mar 7, 2011 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

without I assume

"What doesn't kill you might injure you, or just kill you later." -Czheck Proverb

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

twitter

by shaqfor3 on Mar 7, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I always miss stuff.

Maybe I’m just not that great at multitasking, but I always seem to miss stuff when I liveblog.

I love the social part of liveblogging, but if the game is a good one and one that I find more exciting than the norm, I want to focus and concentrate on that. I’ll socialize after it’s over.

by BigSkyCat on Mar 7, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

lol!

I’m a pacer, too! Especially if things are tensing up or getting extra exciting during the game. Oh boy, I’m a totally mess and can’t sit still. Its one foot in front of the tv, then four feet back, then one foot in front of the tv again, and then 4 feet back and so on and so on and so on. Hell, sometimes I even sit on my knees literally two inches in front of the tv, you know, just so I can see everything as close and a person possibly can from ones tv and just so I don’t miss a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g. I’m a crazy hoops-watcher like that, too. It’s good to know I’m not the only one.

by BigSkyCat on Mar 7, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

:)

"Phil Jackson seems to enjoy his status as 'NBA grand philosopher' and uses that platform to lob verbal hand grenades into other franchises or the league offices for fun." - Kurt Helin
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by bluexfalcon on Mar 7, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Game 7 last year: I was on my knees 3 feet from the TV.

Nothing like a drunk man begging and pleading, kneeling on the floor…

I sentence thee to death by Mamba.

by Deuce4Mamba on Mar 8, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope, nothing at all.

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

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by SoCalGal on Mar 8, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

God bless my wife...

I sentence thee to death by Mamba.

by Deuce4Mamba on Mar 8, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Deuce

We gotta meet up sometime and watch a game. Bridgestreet Monaco, maybe?

by Jevon O on Mar 7, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

At the bar?

I sentence thee to death by Mamba.

by Deuce4Mamba on Mar 7, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Do they have the volume turned up on the TVs so you can hear it?

I’m kind of a stickler for that.

I sentence thee to death by Mamba.

by Deuce4Mamba on Mar 8, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

hell no, its some bull shit

can you think of somewhere that does?

that place on 72 with the girls who wear little skimpy ass outfits and all look more hoish than the hooters places… I think they have the volume up, I know they do for ufc matches. But would they play a lakers game on their tvs?

by Jevon O on Mar 8, 2011 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm. Are you talking about Knuckleheads? I'm not sure...

We may be kind of hard pressed to find such a venue. Most places around here would televise a re-run of a NASCAR race 10 years ago before they’d show an NBA game. We can do some research and see what we find. There has to be somewhere…

I sentence thee to death by Mamba.

by Deuce4Mamba on Mar 8, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

lol
Most places around here would televise a re-run of a NASCAR race 10 years ago before they’d show an NBA game.

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by bluexfalcon on Mar 8, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it is knuckleheads.

But, I know Buffalo Wild Wings shows games, so that’d work

by Jevon O on Mar 8, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

OK. May not get to hear the game at BWW, but we'll check out Knuckleheads.

We may just have to regulate on some fools and take over a TV.

I sentence thee to death by Mamba.

by Deuce4Mamba on Mar 8, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I've been known to regulate

Have fun trying to ignore the waitresses, though.

I dated one back in… 08 I believe. :facepalm:

she didnt work there at the time!

by Jevon O on Mar 8, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

we'll have to wait for a primetime game, though

like the heat/lakers.

they’re not just gonna show any game on their screens I imagine

by Jevon O on Mar 8, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You know Heat vs. Lakers is this Thursday, right?

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

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by SoCalGal on Mar 8, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I know... way too soon

AND… I don’t think 1st round match ups will draw a crowd at the place unless we’re playing someone like OKC. People in AL don’t even know that Portland is a rival.

by Jevon O on Mar 8, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

This is true.

I was going to suggest maybe Saturday, but I remembered we’re going to Nashville to watch a Predators game. First NHL game. We’ll see how it goes.

I sentence thee to death by Mamba.

by Deuce4Mamba on Mar 9, 2011 5:36 AM PST up reply actions  

You're right.

I won’t be able to do it this Thursday, but we should definitely try soon.

I sentence thee to death by Mamba.

by Deuce4Mamba on Mar 8, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I understand, I'm sure.

I’m saying, it’ll have to be a big game like that, though

by Jevon O on Mar 8, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

i came at halftime

still made it!

Quality is our dignity. Service is our lift.

by LOOOeee on Mar 6, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I came after Kobe hit that three on Ginobili

wait… we’re not talking about the same thing…

#tmi
#mightgetbanned
#happyaboutthewin
#winning/charliesheen
#ronartestiscrazy

by Jevon O on Mar 7, 2011 7:48 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL, you're a bad man, Jevon OMG.

But watch it. That’s a foot on the line, almost over it, in fact.

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

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by SoCalGal on Mar 7, 2011 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Logged and remembered for posterity, FYI

I shall not type such silly fodder again.

Twas the result of the drubbing the Lakers administered to my least favorite coach, Gregg “enjoys publicly neutering and embarrassing his players” Popovich.

No love for Pop.

by Jevon O on Mar 7, 2011 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Meh, can't stand him either.

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 7, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

omg.

I totally didn’t get it at first. But, now what with your post, I totally get it and yes, wowza, J!! Ha ha ha….

by BigSkyCat on Mar 7, 2011 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

#AdonisDNA

"Phil Jackson seems to enjoy his status as 'NBA grand philosopher' and uses that platform to lob verbal hand grenades into other franchises or the league offices for fun." - Kurt Helin
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by bluexfalcon on Mar 7, 2011 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Yay, right where I should be, next to blue.

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 7:58 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

ruh-oh

"Phil Jackson seems to enjoy his status as 'NBA grand philosopher' and uses that platform to lob verbal hand grenades into other franchises or the league offices for fun." - Kurt Helin
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by bluexfalcon on Mar 7, 2011 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Awww, you don't wanna be next to me?

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 7, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

I won’t be able to talk to anyone else!

"Phil Jackson seems to enjoy his status as 'NBA grand philosopher' and uses that platform to lob verbal hand grenades into other franchises or the league offices for fun." - Kurt Helin
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by bluexfalcon on Mar 7, 2011 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course you can--so can I!

;-)

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 7, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Matt Barnes needs to shake off the rust.

Steve Blake needs to get some confidence in that shot.

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by bluexfalcon on Mar 6, 2011 5:31 PM PST reply actions  

the barnes situation is understandable

but blake is just depressing at this point. he had my hopes up after watching him torment us in portland and then giving us a false sense of hope in the season opener hitting that clutch 3 against houston.

"If you’re afraid to fail, then you’re probably going to fail. You know what I mean? Fuck it." -- Kobe "Black Mamba" Bryant

by jXn on Mar 6, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

shooters have their slumps

as long as he gets his stroke ( which is pretty weird looking) back for da playoffs its all good

"When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do."
-Darryl Dawkins

by njzfinest5013 on Mar 6, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

hence my concern

"If you’re afraid to fail, then you’re probably going to fail. You know what I mean? Fuck it." -- Kobe "Black Mamba" Bryant

by jXn on Mar 6, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

he's shoting 37% from 3's !

lets be optimistic and hope it rises in da playoffs

"When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do."
-Darryl Dawkins

by njzfinest5013 on Mar 6, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

i just think its funny when a guy is shooting 37% and he's in a slump.

i guess we had really high hopes for him.

"What we want to remember—what we will remember—is the indelible vision of Kobe, his arms outstretched, delirious with joy and disbelief, running after and grabbing hold of Lamar Odom’s floating downcourt pass, while all the purple and gold streamers in the world are raining down on the hardwood." - Brian Tung

by LakersFoEva on Mar 8, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

likewise, "streaks" don't last over multiple years

Steve Blake has been a good shooter throughout his career.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

by Justin N. on Mar 6, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

it's a bit disappointing to see that that same players who suck on our team

end up kickin our ass when they move to another team lol

"If you’re afraid to fail, then you’re probably going to fail. You know what I mean? Fuck it." -- Kobe "Black Mamba" Bryant

by jXn on Mar 6, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

n vice versa

"If you’re afraid to fail, then you’re probably going to fail. You know what I mean? Fuck it." -- Kobe "Black Mamba" Bryant

by jXn on Mar 6, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

sashhhhhha

"Baron is one of those guys who feeds off the crowd, but if the crowd sucks, he just feeds himself." - Bill Simmons

by Tkuang on Mar 6, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

lol he's actually doing fairly well he had 25 last game

but then again the damn thing went triple ot

"If you’re afraid to fail, then you’re probably going to fail. You know what I mean? Fuck it." -- Kobe "Black Mamba" Bryant

by jXn on Mar 6, 2011 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm still willing to give Blake the benefit of the doubt

he shot very well to start the season. It’s not like the Laker uniform is kryptonite or anything.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

by Justin N. on Mar 6, 2011 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

we've had a history for players who can attest against that lol

"If you’re afraid to fail, then you’re probably going to fail. You know what I mean? Fuck it." -- Kobe "Black Mamba" Bryant

by jXn on Mar 6, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotta dig a little deeper

Sasha is shooting 37% from 3, while he was consistently almost 40%+ as a Laker

Farmar shooting a career low 39% overall in NJ

Sure their stats went up, but they didn’t magically just become better shooters.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

by Justin N. on Mar 6, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

i dont mean just shooting wise

i mean they developed into greater players. part of it does have to do with how little we utilize potential athletes such as ebanks and caracter but being in la hasn’t always brought out the true prowess of many past lakers perhaps due to the spotlight and big name etc

"If you’re afraid to fail, then you’re probably going to fail. You know what I mean? Fuck it." -- Kobe "Black Mamba" Bryant

by jXn on Mar 6, 2011 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Right

but they didn’t get better, they just got more playing time.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

by Justin N. on Mar 6, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

which often times than not translates to greater development lol

"If you’re afraid to fail, then you’re probably going to fail. You know what I mean? Fuck it." -- Kobe "Black Mamba" Bryant

by jXn on Mar 6, 2011 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

The Lakers know what Sasha was:

a player that didn’t deserve playing time over anyone on their current roster.

It had nothing to do with “developing” him.

And just because sasha plays relatively well in NJ doesn’t make the lakers wrong for letting him go.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

by Justin N. on Mar 6, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Vujacic has had plenty of opportunities to prove he was better

than Farmar, Fisher, Brown, etc…….but he never materialized into the player the Lakers could count on.

by E-ROC on Mar 6, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

yup like fish said

if it wasn’t for the triangle offense or phil kobe would average at least 45 ppg for his career lol…then again it would really be detrimental to his body..so being a laker was part of his fate for greater longevity

"If you’re afraid to fail, then you’re probably going to fail. You know what I mean? Fuck it." -- Kobe "Black Mamba" Bryant

by jXn on Mar 6, 2011 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried to post in the other thread but...
Doc Funk @hotmama_85 all good for the most part. Hope to be back in a routine in the next few weeks with the captions.

I got Wheaties!!!

by hotmama24 on Mar 6, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG YESSSS

"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."

"I'm a perfectionist who's not perfect." - Ron Artest

8 + 24 > 23 + 6

by LakerAce on Mar 6, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Got that right

Here I was thinking Blake will be the one to beat out DFish for the starter’s slot. Guess Mr Intangibles’ minutes are safe. How come San Antonio can get such nice finds like Hill, Neal, Blair and Splitter, anyhow?

Loved the game, and I’m pretty confident we can win the West. Chicago doesn’t scare me as much as Boston (they know how to win) and Miami (2 of the 5 best players in the league are still a handful) do.

by mr suave on Mar 6, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Blake played well to me

Its about running the offense, not taking shots.

by Jevon O on Mar 7, 2011 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

You got to believe in Blake.

I personally can’t dislike the guy. He’s been subpar but…

by AndyV on Mar 6, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I do believe in him.

He needs to be confident and shoot the ball more often. Instead of passing it.

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by bluexfalcon on Mar 6, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That's what I said!

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

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by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Of the 63 games Blake has played this season he has been either 0-for (2 or more) or 1-for (3 or more) in 21 of those games. So his shot is off in one third of the games he plays. That’s terrible to say the least.

Great players win games. Great teams win championships.

by Busboys4me on Mar 7, 2011 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

But his passing isnt

we don’t need another shooter.

by Jevon O on Mar 8, 2011 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

MVP MVP MVP

for amare in hotlanta

"Baron is one of those guys who feeds off the crowd, but if the crowd sucks, he just feeds himself." - Bill Simmons

by Tkuang on Mar 6, 2011 5:38 PM PST reply actions  

knicks fans taking over philips arena

"Baron is one of those guys who feeds off the crowd, but if the crowd sucks, he just feeds himself." - Bill Simmons

by Tkuang on Mar 6, 2011 5:39 PM PST reply actions  

that sounded like a home crowd cheer

even heavier than Lakers @ Clippers games

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

by Justin N. on Mar 6, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

This win is deserving of an In-N-Out Burger.

I think I deserve it. Twas my cheering that reached Texas afterall.

by AndyV on Mar 6, 2011 5:44 PM PST reply actions  

lol

rec’d for commitment

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by bluexfalcon on Mar 6, 2011 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Hope you were wearing your Depends.

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by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

wouldn't it be a surprise if the mavs took the 1st seed?

"If you’re afraid to fail, then you’re probably going to fail. You know what I mean? Fuck it." -- Kobe "Black Mamba" Bryant

by jXn on Mar 6, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

"I told my team, I’m not going to continue to fail late in games," James said. "I put a lot of blame on myself tonight. I told the guys that I just keep failing them late in games and I won’t continue to do that."

yea, you do that

"If you’re afraid to fail, then you’re probably going to fail. You know what I mean? Fuck it." -- Kobe "Black Mamba" Bryant

by jXn on Mar 6, 2011 5:52 PM PST reply actions  

still dont know how to win yet.

by dubtown on Mar 6, 2011 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats a good statement for Lebron

Some personal accountability… should help them in the long run.

by Jevon O on Mar 7, 2011 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

good point brought up by Woj.

He’s saying it’s his team. What about wade?

Roll Shaw

by gen!e on Mar 7, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Its not Wade's team

Bron is better than Wade, point blank. There’s no discussion or wondering about this.

Woj is turning into a very predictable, negative writer concerning certain athletes, by the way.

by Jevon O on Mar 7, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

wow, yahoo, a comment about chris paul
“he can’t guard me!”

that’s what happens when you brag too soon, karma will get you CP

hope you never walk again

Hornets never had a chance anyway
GO SPURS GO

The PuertoRican Kid

by Kobe:The Legend on Mar 6, 2011 5:57 PM PST reply actions  

yahoo comments are whack

"Baron is one of those guys who feeds off the crowd, but if the crowd sucks, he just feeds himself." - Bill Simmons

by Tkuang on Mar 6, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

this guy better had better watch out for lighning striking him on an overcast day or a large tree tree branch suddenly falling on him...

or a sinkhole forming under him, ect, ect—just awful.

"It felt like a whole new beginning for us, bad memories left behind and a new horizon to build on. I got so worked up, I had a tattoo done on my arm that said FAMOUS TIMES, and Edna bought a Bailey hat with an Indian feather band and a little turquoise-and-silver bracelet for Cheryl, and we made love on the seat of the car in the Quality Court parking lot just as the sun was burning up on the Snake River, and everything seemed then like the end of the rainbow."
--Richard Ford, from his short story, "Rock Springs"

by mjtig on Mar 6, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

that is sick

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Ironic that he chose to mention karma...

"You cannot attain and maintain physical condition unless you are morally and mentally conditioned. And it is impossible to be in moral condition unless you are spiritually conditioned. I always told my players that our team condition depended on two factors / how hard they worked on the floor during practice and how well they behaved between practices." "What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player." - John Wooden

by IheartLA on Mar 6, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

He also wished CP3 would never walk again though

"It felt like a whole new beginning for us, bad memories left behind and a new horizon to build on. I got so worked up, I had a tattoo done on my arm that said FAMOUS TIMES, and Edna bought a Bailey hat with an Indian feather band and a little turquoise-and-silver bracelet for Cheryl, and we made love on the seat of the car in the Quality Court parking lot just as the sun was burning up on the Snake River, and everything seemed then like the end of the rainbow."
--Richard Ford, from his short story, "Rock Springs"

by mjtig on Mar 6, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

The irony is that he mentions Karma in relation to something CP3 said

that he didnt agree with yet doesnt seem to have a problem spitting something totally uncalled for back…

"You cannot attain and maintain physical condition unless you are morally and mentally conditioned. And it is impossible to be in moral condition unless you are spiritually conditioned. I always told my players that our team condition depended on two factors / how hard they worked on the floor during practice and how well they behaved between practices." "What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player." - John Wooden

by IheartLA on Mar 6, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I see what you are saying--just a really fucked up thing to say

"It felt like a whole new beginning for us, bad memories left behind and a new horizon to build on. I got so worked up, I had a tattoo done on my arm that said FAMOUS TIMES, and Edna bought a Bailey hat with an Indian feather band and a little turquoise-and-silver bracelet for Cheryl, and we made love on the seat of the car in the Quality Court parking lot just as the sun was burning up on the Snake River, and everything seemed then like the end of the rainbow."
--Richard Ford, from his short story, "Rock Springs"

by mjtig on Mar 6, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously

but the “hope you never walk again” line is just crazy.

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

nothing out of the ordinary for those boards

"What doesn't kill you might injure you, or just kill you later." -Czheck Proverb

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

twitter

by shaqfor3 on Mar 6, 2011 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, those people suck.

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

99% of them never got a hug from their parents

"What doesn't kill you might injure you, or just kill you later." -Czheck Proverb

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

twitter

by shaqfor3 on Mar 6, 2011 7:37 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

+1

Seems like whenever we get a win, we don’t get anywhere in the standings because Dallas is riding a 9-game winning streak. Really want to close the gap.

Also, if that’s a reference to Lupe Fiasco, props on the sn.

by Snoopy2006 on Mar 6, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

whoa huge 3rd for memphis.

"You cannot attain and maintain physical condition unless you are morally and mentally conditioned. And it is impossible to be in moral condition unless you are spiritually conditioned. I always told my players that our team condition depended on two factors / how hard they worked on the floor during practice and how well they behaved between practices." "What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player." - John Wooden

by IheartLA on Mar 6, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh God Mike Brown has surfaced once again

as an ESPN commentator. He’s doing the Celtics-Bucks game right now. Rumor is they’re flying Lebron out to Milwaukee right now so Brown can kiss his a— on national TV, just like old times.

I kid, it’s better than listening to Avery Johnson.

by Snoopy2006 on Mar 6, 2011 6:14 PM PST reply actions  

I'd have to listen to more of him before I can make a judgment

This is my first time listening to him. He’s not bad, he’s giving some solid insight so far.

by Snoopy2006 on Mar 6, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Brown does a good job on ESPN

Good annunciation, decent analysis, with a slant towards placing heavy value on defense.

Lebron had it good, then.

by Jevon O on Mar 7, 2011 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

This is from ESPN daily dime...
The top seven overshooters? Russell Westbrook leads the way, followed by Tyrus Thomas, Lamar Odom, Monta Ellis, Larry Hughes, Drew Gooden, and Tracy McGrady. This list is less surprising — all seven of these guys are known for shooting more than they should, although Westbrook has turned a corner this year.

They are discussing players that should shoot less than they do vs. undershooters who should shoot more.

My question is this. Who the hell has ever thought of Lamar Odom as a guy that shoots too much? Am I missing something?

Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."

by pslakerfan on Mar 6, 2011 6:21 PM PST reply actions  

It was from the MIT Sloan Paper - It's posted in our fan posts

http://www.silverscreenandroll.com/2011/3/5/2032477/kobe-doesnt-shoot-enough

I think a better way to say it is, those players don’t shoot at the optimal time vs the imaginary “best shot available”. They either shoot before the best shot is available, or after it.

"This is not a game for boys. This is a game for men." - Phil Jackson

by Gil Meriken on Mar 6, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

It's also in the Credits today.

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

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by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

well fuck me...

No more sleeping in on Sundays.

I remember the good old days when I wasn’t a day late and a dollar short around here. (sigh) The downside of being the biggest and baddest Laker sports blog on the block.

Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."

by pslakerfan on Mar 6, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL, we still love ya!

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks.

Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."

by pslakerfan on Mar 6, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Tracy McGrady?

really? that is really surprising considering he is decent shooter…i guess. but then again I am not 100 sure what “overshooters” means.

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it in relation to outside shooting, or three point shooting?

Because I could see that. I can’t possibly believe that any article about overall shooting would criticize a guy who’s over 50% from the field on the season.

by C.A. Clark on Mar 7, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

FYI, Kobe now has 12 Ts since two of his earlier ones have been rescinded.

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 6:29 PM PST reply actions  

whats fyi?

"You are asking me if LeBron is going to New York?, I’m trying to tell you in a polite way, I don’t give a shit"

by kb06 on Mar 6, 2011 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

For Your Information!

"When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do."
-Darryl Dawkins

by njzfinest5013 on Mar 6, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

F*** you idiot.

lmao naah its For Your Information

"When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do."
-Darryl Dawkins

by njzfinest5013 on Mar 6, 2011 6:35 PM PST reply actions  

how ironic

reply fail

"When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do."
-Darryl Dawkins

by njzfinest5013 on Mar 6, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

lol I was about to type this

hilarious.

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

dallas up by 3 :(

"He faked him into the popcorn machine...
he's got salt and butter all over him"
-Chick Hearn

Asked if he took any pain medication at halftime, Bryant said his medicine is called "tough as (expletive.) That’s the medicine I’m on."

by airdawg818 on Mar 6, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

griz up by 1

they might acctuallly do it…

"He faked him into the popcorn machine...
he's got salt and butter all over him"
-Chick Hearn

Asked if he took any pain medication at halftime, Bryant said his medicine is called "tough as (expletive.) That’s the medicine I’m on."

by airdawg818 on Mar 6, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Barely recognize this Boston team on the floor

Bradley/Pavlovic/Allen/Green/Krstic

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

by Ben R on Mar 6, 2011 6:41 PM PST reply actions  

Gotta go do some stuff. BBL

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

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by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 6:43 PM PST reply actions  

Come on Memphis, take the lead here!

What is the nature of your thoughts, gentlemen, when you say "fuddle duddle" or something like that?

by RudeMood19 on Mar 6, 2011 6:50 PM PST reply actions  

a sunday sana squash banana!

this recap was hilarious! loved the cat joke. i wonder if the spurs used up all their gas in the Miami game? Go Memphis!

Remarkably, five of the NBA’s top seven scorers — (Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (1st), Karl Malone (2nd), Wilt Chamberlain (4th), O’Neal (5th) and Bryant (7th)) — have worn Lakers jerseys.

by lakerdynasty on Mar 6, 2011 6:52 PM PST reply actions  

Damn Dirk, Dallas up by 1 with 3 seconds left

What is the nature of your thoughts, gentlemen, when you say "fuddle duddle" or something like that?

by RudeMood19 on Mar 6, 2011 6:53 PM PST reply actions  

holy shit

Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."

by pslakerfan on Mar 6, 2011 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

oops, I mean nice shot Zach

Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."

by pslakerfan on Mar 6, 2011 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

RANDOLPH!!!! .3 LEFT!!!!!

"When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do."
-Darryl Dawkins

by njzfinest5013 on Mar 6, 2011 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

RANDOLPHHHHHH WOWWWW

Memphis up by 1!!! .3 left

What is the nature of your thoughts, gentlemen, when you say "fuddle duddle" or something like that?

by RudeMood19 on Mar 6, 2011 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

ZACH RANDOLPH

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

by Ben R on Mar 6, 2011 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

Z-BO

"What doesn't kill you might injure you, or just kill you later." -Czheck Proverb

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

twitter

by shaqfor3 on Mar 6, 2011 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

OMFG

BIG Z

"He faked him into the popcorn machine...
he's got salt and butter all over him"
-Chick Hearn

Asked if he took any pain medication at halftime, Bryant said his medicine is called "tough as (expletive.) That’s the medicine I’m on."

by airdawg818 on Mar 6, 2011 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

Mavs lose

"What doesn't kill you might injure you, or just kill you later." -Czheck Proverb

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

twitter

by shaqfor3 on Mar 6, 2011 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

Really?!

AWESOME!

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

AWESOME

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by bluexfalcon on Mar 6, 2011 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

great day to be a Laker fan!

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

by Justin N. on Mar 6, 2011 6:57 PM PST reply actions  

You were right the first time.

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

1 game behind Dallas now!

What is the nature of your thoughts, gentlemen, when you say "fuddle duddle" or something like that?

by RudeMood19 on Mar 6, 2011 6:57 PM PST reply actions  

EFF YOUUU CUBAN!!!!!!

"When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do."
-Darryl Dawkins

by njzfinest5013 on Mar 6, 2011 6:58 PM PST reply actions  

MEMPHIS WINS

"Baron is one of those guys who feeds off the crowd, but if the crowd sucks, he just feeds himself." - Bill Simmons

by Tkuang on Mar 6, 2011 6:58 PM PST reply actions  

WOOOHOO

Dallas loses, one more game lets go milwaukee!

"He faked him into the popcorn machine...
he's got salt and butter all over him"
-Chick Hearn

Asked if he took any pain medication at halftime, Bryant said his medicine is called "tough as (expletive.) That’s the medicine I’m on."

by airdawg818 on Mar 6, 2011 6:58 PM PST reply actions  

+1

Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."

by pslakerfan on Mar 6, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

lol..

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

go BUCKS COME ON COME ON

"Baron is one of those guys who feeds off the crowd, but if the crowd sucks, he just feeds himself." - Bill Simmons

by Tkuang on Mar 6, 2011 6:59 PM PST reply actions  

ugh krstic is 6 for 6

i hate that guy hes so ugly but the cameras always look at him

"He faked him into the popcorn machine...
he's got salt and butter all over him"
-Chick Hearn

Asked if he took any pain medication at halftime, Bryant said his medicine is called "tough as (expletive.) That’s the medicine I’m on."

by airdawg818 on Mar 6, 2011 7:00 PM PST reply actions  

I've always liked them because of Gasol and Randolph.

They’re good. Will not get past first round but they will definitely wear down whom ever they face.

by AndyV on Mar 6, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Difference is this year, they're excellent at forcing turnovers

Which was never there in years past.

Other thing is, they’ve quietly acquired 2 of the 3 wing defenders that give Kobe the most trouble. Obviously Kobe can dominate anyone, but Allen and Battier are a formidable perimeter defensive pair.

by Snoopy2006 on Mar 6, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Allen isn't really a problem anymore.

But Battier is someone who gives Kobe trouble.

by AndyV on Mar 6, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit they have Battier and Tony allen?

Memphis has a pretty nice team now

"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest

by Hdg23 on Mar 6, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

ZACH RANDOLPH

"Baron is one of those guys who feeds off the crowd, but if the crowd sucks, he just feeds himself." - Bill Simmons

by Tkuang on Mar 6, 2011 7:01 PM PST reply actions  

and rained down hell

"Baron is one of those guys who feeds off the crowd, but if the crowd sucks, he just feeds himself." - Bill Simmons

by Tkuang on Mar 6, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Milwaukee's offense is so horrible

Doesn’t matter if you can defend as well as anyone if you can’t put the ball in the basket on the other end. Boston should be down by 15 as poorly as they’ve been playing.

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

by Ben R on Mar 6, 2011 7:03 PM PST reply actions  

Fairly on par for a Scott Skiles offense

If you could fuse Skiles and Flip Saunders into 1 person, you’d have a hell of a coach.

by Snoopy2006 on Mar 6, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

or D'Antoni

"What doesn't kill you might injure you, or just kill you later." -Czheck Proverb

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

twitter

by shaqfor3 on Mar 6, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Scott D'Antoni?

Quick, someone tell Skiles to grow a stache! Problem solved.

by AndyV on Mar 6, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely no one talks about how he single-handedly made that Detroit team

A top five offense after their Larry Brown-imposed ineptitude on that end.

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

by Ben R on Mar 6, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Very underrated.

When Saunders has the talent, he maximizes it.

by E-ROC on Mar 6, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

lol, this

Although I wouldn’t shortchange Saunders’ defensive chops.

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

by Ben R on Mar 6, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, especially with athletic defensive specialists like Mbah a Moute and Sanders

Only way to get any mileage out of them on offense.

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

by Ben R on Mar 6, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Lakers @ dallas almost determines the 2 seed

First time the Lakers have been in a regular season game that really mattered in like 2+ years

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

by Justin N. on Mar 6, 2011 7:07 PM PST reply actions  

must get the tiebreaker

if dallas wins, they would have the tiebreaker

"Baron is one of those guys who feeds off the crowd, but if the crowd sucks, he just feeds himself." - Bill Simmons

by Tkuang on Mar 6, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Great day!!

Heat loose, Lakers obliterate the spurs, Dallas loose. Cant get any better!..

by lakergirl on Mar 6, 2011 7:08 PM PST reply actions  

ITS A BIG FREAKIN DEAL!!!!!!!! AGH!!!!!!!!!!

LAKERS ONLY WON IT ALL TWICE IN THE PAST TWO YEAR! NOT A BIG DEAL?!?!?!?!?
MUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

lol I used to that too.

by AndyV on Mar 6, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

2 is the magic number for today then?

"He faked him into the popcorn machine...
he's got salt and butter all over him"
-Chick Hearn

Asked if he took any pain medication at halftime, Bryant said his medicine is called "tough as (expletive.) That’s the medicine I’m on."

by airdawg818 on Mar 6, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

-Lakers win by double digits.

-Two best players in Miami missed shots at the end

-Two excellent shots by Memphis at the end of Dallas game

-Artest with two hightlghts (flexing and running over Bob from SA).

by AndyV on Mar 6, 2011 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

99-83

The score really wasn’t that close

"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest

by Hdg23 on Mar 6, 2011 7:09 PM PST reply actions  

u didnt watch the game did u?

we were up by 30 for quite some time. their starters were completely shut down

"He faked him into the popcorn machine...
he's got salt and butter all over him"
-Chick Hearn

Asked if he took any pain medication at halftime, Bryant said his medicine is called "tough as (expletive.) That’s the medicine I’m on."

by airdawg818 on Mar 6, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

What i meant is

The lakers were in control the entire game, absolutely dominant. the 16 points make it look less impressive, when the game was pretty much decided 4 minutes into the 2nd quarter

"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest

by Hdg23 on Mar 6, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Sort of a letdown

But as long as we got the W that’s all the matters. The bench should just keep in mind to play hard until the end

"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest

by Hdg23 on Mar 6, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup no big worries right now.

Im sure once the rust is off of Barnes, more pep will go into their bench.

by AndyV on Mar 6, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

ah ok i didnt get it til now

yup the lake show put on a clinic that was only jacked up by the bench’s lazy butts. Maybe the 2nd unit has their own “switch” ???

"He faked him into the popcorn machine...
he's got salt and butter all over him"
-Chick Hearn

Asked if he took any pain medication at halftime, Bryant said his medicine is called "tough as (expletive.) That’s the medicine I’m on."

by airdawg818 on Mar 6, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, Dallas lost today too!

Whatta great day. Let’s keep it rolling.

"If it wasn’t for In-and-Out burger, I probably would have gone to Memphis or something." – Ron Artest

by LAL32 on Mar 6, 2011 7:12 PM PST reply actions  

zero charisma

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

by Justin N. on Mar 6, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I am not sure if it was him but I could have sworn he left the NBA because of a drinking problem

and then came back clean and had a productive career. He was even a member of the OG dream team. I think. pretty cool to see that he is where he is now after all that.

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/27785240

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

by Ben R on Mar 6, 2011 7:20 PM PST reply actions  

Wow

Really Mark cuban?

"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest

by Hdg23 on Mar 6, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

thats actually kinda smart, in a twisted way. Brings attention/ $$$

"What doesn't kill you might injure you, or just kill you later." -Czheck Proverb

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

twitter

by shaqfor3 on Mar 6, 2011 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Cuban sees the Lakers addiction to winning and seeks out a master of winning: Sheen

Very smart move Cuban.

"Hey, the talk before was that I couldn't do it without Shaq. Well, I did that. And then I did it again."
- The Black Mamba (and don't think he won't do it again)

by Jason78 on Mar 6, 2011 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yikes

Get better soon CP3

"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest

by Hdg23 on Mar 6, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

tnx for posting this I was wondering what everyone was talking about

that sucks. hope he’s ok.

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Out of Dallas' last 20 games, they've won 18 of them, and the two losses came on game winners (Afflalo, Randolph)

"If it wasn’t for In-and-Out burger, I probably would have gone to Memphis or something." – Ron Artest

by LAL32 on Mar 6, 2011 7:36 PM PST reply actions  

Dallas is pretty stacked

"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest

by Hdg23 on Mar 6, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The good thing is, the game against them Saturday will be Dallas' last game of a 4-games-in-5-nights stretch

"If it wasn’t for In-and-Out burger, I probably would have gone to Memphis or something." – Ron Artest

by LAL32 on Mar 6, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

they are playing some quality basketball I tell ya what

"What doesn't kill you might injure you, or just kill you later." -Czheck Proverb

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

twitter

by shaqfor3 on Mar 6, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

dallas really knows how to win games

in the regular season

"Baron is one of those guys who feeds off the crowd, but if the crowd sucks, he just feeds himself." - Bill Simmons

by Tkuang on Mar 6, 2011 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

LAKERS!!!!

I always will love you, through wins and through losses. But I especially love you through wins because I feel that you love me as well. xD

by Volta on Mar 6, 2011 7:39 PM PST reply actions  

they love me more : )

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

C'mon Bucks!

This is definitely the first time in my life I’ve cheered for the Bucks. PLEASE make this a perfect day!

by Lkrs4eb on Mar 6, 2011 7:40 PM PST reply actions  

Chris Paul suffered a concussion, Hornets say. He’s traveling with team to Chicago, but listed as “out” for Bulls game.

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 7:42 PM PST reply actions  

probably will miss a week or two of games

"What doesn't kill you might injure you, or just kill you later." -Czheck Proverb

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

twitter

by shaqfor3 on Mar 6, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, fear the deer? The bucks suck

but yet they blew the lakers out lol

"Baron is one of those guys who feeds off the crowd, but if the crowd sucks, he just feeds himself." - Bill Simmons

by Tkuang on Mar 6, 2011 7:48 PM PST reply actions  

The Lakers lose to everybody sheesh

"Baron is one of those guys who feeds off the crowd, but if the crowd sucks, he just feeds himself." - Bill Simmons

by Tkuang on Mar 6, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Lolwut

"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest

by Hdg23 on Mar 6, 2011 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't say enough how fucking awesome today's games were, meaning ours and the Bulls/Heat.

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 7:50 PM PST reply actions  

I didn't see that game, but I'm glad Dallas lost.

Now if only Boston would lose, today would be a perfect day!

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

it's already a perfect day without a boston lost

we mostly need dallas to keep losing

Fuck, I miss Ammo and winning.

by Madz on Mar 6, 2011 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Whats the over/under...

That for the rest of the season we are going to see fans holding posters of lebron crying.

To a certain sportsguy: shouldn’t the fact that our best player, and the only superstar in this championship series, shot just 6-24, AND YOU STILL LOST, be a testament to the overall ability and greatness of our team, rather than a negative to that certain player? If anything it says a little something more about your team. We beat you even though our best scorer only made 6 shots? Ouch. That’s almost as painful as Tom Brady’s Justin Bieber haircut.
-Rory Stillman

by Ray DLC on Mar 6, 2011 7:53 PM PST reply actions  

rofl

"Phil Jackson seems to enjoy his status as 'NBA grand philosopher' and uses that platform to lob verbal hand grenades into other franchises or the league offices for fun." - Kurt Helin
Stalk, err, Follow me on Twitter: @bluefalcon916

by bluexfalcon on Mar 6, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

LMAO

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I got high

Fuck, I miss Ammo and winning.

by Madz on Mar 6, 2011 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

it would be awesome if these said FAIL OR EPIC FAIL or something like that

but these are hilarious.

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

doesn't everybody?

"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."

"I'm a perfectionist who's not perfect." - Ron Artest

8 + 24 > 23 + 6

by LakerAce on Mar 6, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

it's sort of a traditional thing

before, watches had to be winded, and since most people are right-handed, watches were generally worn on the left wrist.

"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."

"I'm a perfectionist who's not perfect." - Ron Artest

8 + 24 > 23 + 6

by LakerAce on Mar 6, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

That is great!!

And I enjoyed the game so much today I am having this recap for dessert. And it is damn tasty!

"Hey if repeating as champions were that easy even the Spurs could do it." olf

by lazNirv on Mar 6, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

they're like twins

with bosh as a lovechild

"When you see the Lakers, Kobe Bryant, all the celebrity wives — we're like rock stars right now, we can't forget our guitar next time" - Ron Artest

by crushmybones on Mar 6, 2011 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Ron tweeted this too:
7 in a row…could it be 8??? at ATL on Tues… #bicepkiss #winning

http://twitter.com/ronartest/status/44588058091323392

"Phil Jackson seems to enjoy his status as 'NBA grand philosopher' and uses that platform to lob verbal hand grenades into other franchises or the league offices for fun." - Kurt Helin
Stalk, err, Follow me on Twitter: @bluefalcon916

by bluexfalcon on Mar 6, 2011 7:59 PM PST reply actions  

LOL

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Err

Why do they put the “#bicepkiss #winning” with the # sign? Is that supposed to symbolize something? Sorry for my ignorance…

"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest

by Hdg23 on Mar 6, 2011 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

i was thinking the same thing.

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

They'll trend on Twitter.

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

hashtag

it’s like a tag on a thread, except for tweets
so you can group/follow tweets based off hashtags

by he(v)90 on Mar 6, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahh

Thanks!

"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest

by Hdg23 on Mar 6, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

now i'm more confused..lol no really i am

: )

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

like tags in posts on a forum

it’s like “this tweet is about ___________”, where the __________ is after a hashtag to indicate its status as such. examples:
#yessir
#winning
and i forget the rest

by he(v)90 on Mar 6, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

you're awesome for taking the time and explaining it

thank you. : ) makes sense.

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

or even 5 years ago

"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."

"I'm a perfectionist who's not perfect." - Ron Artest

8 + 24 > 23 + 6

by LakerAce on Mar 6, 2011 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

wish i had seen this game :(

any replays online? dont want the highlights

Just got one more than Shaq. You can take that to the bank. You know how I am. I don’t forget anything. - KOBE "JELLYBEAN" BRYANT

by mrkn2ny on Mar 6, 2011 8:04 PM PST reply actions  

If you want a really good game, re-watch Chicago/Miami on ESPN at 1 AM PST.

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

non-laker game is not a good game for me

Just got one more than Shaq. You can take that to the bank. You know how I am. I don’t forget anything. - KOBE "JELLYBEAN" BRYANT

by mrkn2ny on Mar 6, 2011 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

It is for me when Miami loses in such epic style.

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

you're right!

Just got one more than Shaq. You can take that to the bank. You know how I am. I don’t forget anything. - KOBE "JELLYBEAN" BRYANT

by mrkn2ny on Mar 6, 2011 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

lol the headline on ESPN's page
Rattled Heat left in tears by Bulls loss

"If somebody had their life on the line, and they’ve got their options on who they want to save their life — tell me who you’re going to pick? You’re going to look at the stats first?" - Kobe Bryant

by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:12 PM PST reply actions  

That's just stupid

Who the hell cries during a regular season game? It’s not like you got ousted in the playoffs or anything. A loss means you’ll just have to work harder next time, fix your mistakes. Or is this a joke? I never saw lebron “crying” after the cavaliers got ousted

"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest

by Hdg23 on Mar 6, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

*after a regular season game

"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest

by Hdg23 on Mar 6, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Moses Malone is about to have two records past in the next week: Points (Kobe) and Double-doubles (Love)

"If it wasn’t for In-and-Out burger, I probably would have gone to Memphis or something." – Ron Artest

by LAL32 on Mar 6, 2011 8:12 PM PST reply actions  

lol Mike Brown is being hella loud on this broadcast

"If somebody had their life on the line, and they’ve got their options on who they want to save their life — tell me who you’re going to pick? You’re going to look at the stats first?" - Kobe Bryant

by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:21 PM PST reply actions  

good to see him back in the NBA

as a commentator this time

"What doesn't kill you might injure you, or just kill you later." -Czheck Proverb

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

twitter

by shaqfor3 on Mar 6, 2011 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

sigh

I LOVE THE NEW YORK KNICKERBOCKERS.
They beat the Miami Heat. TWICE.
And lost to the Cleveland Cavaliers. THREE TIMES.

by WaveOcean on Mar 6, 2011 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

celtic up 4 with 38 seconds left

"What doesn't kill you might injure you, or just kill you later." -Czheck Proverb

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

twitter

by shaqfor3 on Mar 6, 2011 8:26 PM PST reply actions  

celtics*

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by shaqfor3 on Mar 6, 2011 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

stupid deer

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by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:27 PM PST reply actions  

LOL, horrible Boston foul

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by Ben R on Mar 6, 2011 8:28 PM PST reply actions  

horrible foul attempt

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by shaqfor3 on Mar 6, 2011 8:30 PM PST reply actions  

The Milwaukee Jackasses

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by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:31 PM PST reply actions  

huh?

Fuck, I miss Ammo and winning.

by Madz on Mar 6, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

lolwut

did they spit in your cereal this morning?

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by shaqfor3 on Mar 6, 2011 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

lol they are the Bucks so I called them jackasses

they kinda similar animals arent they?

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by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

bucks fans and jackasses? yes they are. : )

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by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, a buck is a deer, a jackass is a donkey.

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by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

im just being funny

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by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

True Story: I was at the game when the Bucks beat the Lakers in LA

I was so pissed I walked over to ESPN zone was a drinking a beer and my gf called me to tell me she was outside so I picked up the phone and this guy said some shit like " dang you picked it up like it was your mom" (didn’t even know this douche) and I was about to go over and talk shit but his friend just told me ‘dont pay him any attention he’s drunk" The moral of the story…fuck the bucks.

btw..the shit he said was funny but I was pissed because they lost

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by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah fuck them

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by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

i didnt read your story though

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by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

shame on you

your loss : )

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by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

that's quite a story

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They beat the Miami Heat. TWICE.
And lost to the Cleveland Cavaliers. THREE TIMES.

by WaveOcean on Mar 6, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

sorry for choosing such a bad game.

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by shaqfor3 on Mar 6, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

i know. I was so pissed off because there were two bucks fans sitting close by

and they wouldn’t shut up.

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by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

lol...

fuck the bucks. Bet the next game you go to will be better.

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by pslakerfan on Mar 6, 2011 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

so what game is boston playing

they signed arroyo? and btw “el heat” doesn’t look as good as “los lakers”

Fuck, I miss Ammo and winning.

by Madz on Mar 6, 2011 8:36 PM PST reply actions  

el heat?

wow….

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by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

it's singular

wouldn’t make much sense to use “los”

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They beat the Miami Heat. TWICE.
And lost to the Cleveland Cavaliers. THREE TIMES.

by WaveOcean on Mar 6, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

i know but it doesnt sound right

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by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

lol...

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

or el cangrejo

I LOVE THE NEW YORK KNICKERBOCKERS.
They beat the Miami Heat. TWICE.
And lost to the Cleveland Cavaliers. THREE TIMES.

by WaveOcean on Mar 6, 2011 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

o el cobarde

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by Hdg23 on Mar 6, 2011 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they can put it on the back where the last names are

That’d be cool

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by Hdg23 on Mar 6, 2011 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

el chupacabra

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by shaqfor3 on Mar 6, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

more like L Heat

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by Jason78 on Mar 6, 2011 8:54 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

ah Star Wars A New Hope

classic

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by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:38 PM PST reply actions  

true they're all good cept for attack of the clones

episode 1 is underrated

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by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

just watched the replays and i can confirm

The fans Ron took out were NOT the fans Kobe jawed at. About two seats apart.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

by Justin N. on Mar 6, 2011 8:40 PM PST reply actions  

either way, lots of action for that section of fans

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by Justin N. on Mar 6, 2011 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Harrison Ford is fucking John Wayne status

and Jesus

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by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:41 PM PST reply actions  

going to IN N out anyone want anything?

peace!

fuck the celtics.

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by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 8:41 PM PST reply actions  

Animal style cheeseburger?

Yumm…. Whatcha getting?

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by Hdg23 on Mar 6, 2011 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

4 by 4 animal style with a double double animal style and animal style fries

just got back and Im tearing it up.

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by Jelly Bean on Mar 6, 2011 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

and a neopolitan shale please

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by princeton11loveshalos on Mar 6, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

gimme a double double

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by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

shit my reply button isnt working

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by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:42 PM PST reply actions  

there it goes

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by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

poot!

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by Tkuang on Mar 6, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

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by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 8:43 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

Me likey!

"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest

by Hdg23 on Mar 6, 2011 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

spolstra really should not have mentioned that they cried

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by Tkuang on Mar 6, 2011 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah thats pretty retarded

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by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I fell out of my chair

And rolled on the floor laughing

"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest

by Hdg23 on Mar 6, 2011 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

this'll be a headline for a long time

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by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh shit I guess we know Chris Bosh's part

To a certain sportsguy: shouldn’t the fact that our best player, and the only superstar in this championship series, shot just 6-24, AND YOU STILL LOST, be a testament to the overall ability and greatness of our team, rather than a negative to that certain player? If anything it says a little something more about your team. We beat you even though our best scorer only made 6 shots? Ouch. That’s almost as painful as Tom Brady’s Justin Bieber haircut.
-Rory Stillman

by Ray DLC on Mar 6, 2011 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Ben Kenobi!!!

I love Princess Leia

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by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:46 PM PST reply actions  

LOL didnt someone here say Chris Mullin

looked like a wannabe hip hop kid?? ROFL!!!

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by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:47 PM PST reply actions  

or a retired drill sergeant

"What doesn't kill you might injure you, or just kill you later." -Czheck Proverb

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

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by shaqfor3 on Mar 6, 2011 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Alright kids, I feel like shit. Going to bed.

Catch you all tomorrow.

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
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by SoCalGal on Mar 6, 2011 8:50 PM PST reply actions  

G'night!

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by Hdg23 on Mar 6, 2011 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

allergies?

"If somebody had their life on the line, and they’ve got their options on who they want to save their life — tell me who you’re going to pick? You’re going to look at the stats first?" - Kobe Bryant

by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Feel better SCG

To a certain sportsguy: shouldn’t the fact that our best player, and the only superstar in this championship series, shot just 6-24, AND YOU STILL LOST, be a testament to the overall ability and greatness of our team, rather than a negative to that certain player? If anything it says a little something more about your team. We beat you even though our best scorer only made 6 shots? Ouch. That’s almost as painful as Tom Brady’s Justin Bieber haircut.
-Rory Stillman

by Ray DLC on Mar 6, 2011 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

"What doesn't kill you might injure you, or just kill you later." -Czheck Proverb

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

twitter

by shaqfor3 on Mar 6, 2011 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

scary kat

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by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

its the kind that would bite people's faces off

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"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

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by shaqfor3 on Mar 6, 2011 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

The clown is scared.

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by Koshu on Mar 7, 2011 3:11 AM PST up reply actions  

That cat has a human mouth.

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by SoCalGal on Mar 7, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

The Killzone series is way overrated IMO

"If somebody had their life on the line, and they’ve got their options on who they want to save their life — tell me who you’re going to pick? You’re going to look at the stats first?" - Kobe Bryant

by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:51 PM PST reply actions  

dunno

it seems really awesome

by he(v)90 on Mar 6, 2011 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

nah ive played them all

they’re fun for a couple days then it’s nothing more than a generic FPS

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by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

/halo copycat

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by shaqfor3 on Mar 6, 2011 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow that game really happened huh? Good to know

I thought I was high…

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by angelofdeath on Mar 6, 2011 9:02 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

lol Simers is a douch but this was good:
The Spurs’ starters combined to score 29 points, and although Bynum scored only four — a dunk to start the first half and another to start the second half — he took only two shots.

It was his energy, his 17 rebounds for a second consecutive game and three blocked shots that seemed to take the zip right out of the Spurs, who had won 22 straight at home.

The Spurs could counter only with Tim Duncan — who appears ready to make the transition to church league basketball — and a short, fat guy in DeJuan Blair, whose head stands as tall as Bynum’s belly button

"If somebody had their life on the line, and they’ve got their options on who they want to save their life — tell me who you’re going to pick? You’re going to look at the stats first?" - Kobe Bryant

by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 9:10 PM PST reply actions  

Some more good stuff
“There is no swelling, so that’s a good thing,” said Bynum, who blocked six shots Friday in the win over Charlotte. "I realize where I can be a huge help to the team, so I’m just putting all my energy into the defensive side of things. I’m trying to get every rebound and block every shot.

“Teammates are probably mad at me because I’m not posting up as aggressively as I probably could be. But I think we’re a much better offensive team moving the ball like we are.”

"If somebody had their life on the line, and they’ve got their options on who they want to save their life — tell me who you’re going to pick? You’re going to look at the stats first?" - Kobe Bryant

by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That is great!!
The Spurs could counter only with Tim Duncan — who appears ready to make the transition to church league basketball — and a short, fat guy in DeJuan Blair, whose head stands as tall as Bynum’s belly button

I’m going to go get something to drink so I can come back and spit it out laughing.

"Hey if repeating as champions were that easy even the Spurs could do it." olf

by lazNirv on Mar 6, 2011 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Wash your mouth out with soap.

Silver Screen and Roll

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by wondahbap on Mar 6, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Squish...

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by HaikenEdge on Mar 6, 2011 9:12 PM PST reply actions  

Lmfao Ron artest on twitter

can someone tell me why my shorts smell like coffee #SanAntonioBob
and
the next time i check in a hotel and the previous guess doesnt put toilet seat down and i fall into the toilet. im gonna be pissed

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by Tkuang on Mar 6, 2011 9:20 PM PST reply actions  

Hoohah!

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by Tkuang on Mar 6, 2011 9:24 PM PST reply actions  

I'm sorry I missed this one.

It came on too early but this must have been the most complete game of the year considering the competition and where the game was played.

I wish I could say I’m not concerned about some other teams but I still am, such as Chicago and the Celtics.

Defense wins championships.

by thestuff01 on Mar 6, 2011 9:29 PM PST reply actions  

all day

errday

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8 + 24 > 23 + 6

by LakerAce on Mar 6, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

i friggin' missed the game

butttttttttttt LOVEEEEEEE IT we won! woooooot
damnnnn i’m not in here as much as i want to.. that damned annoying thing called work keeps me out from SSR a lot :(

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by crushmybones on Mar 6, 2011 9:43 PM PST reply actions  

Omer Asik is looking pretty decent for the bulls lately.

if he keeps it up, this team will be really though with him and Noah.

Fuck, I miss Ammo and winning.

by Madz on Mar 6, 2011 9:52 PM PST reply actions  

I think they should trade Boozer in the offseason for a legit starting 2 guard

and start those two together. Nasty frontcourt right there.

"If somebody had their life on the line, and they’ve got their options on who they want to save their life — tell me who you’re going to pick? You’re going to look at the stats first?" - Kobe Bryant

by desecrator09 on Mar 6, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

dont think that would help

Boozer’s size is more important imo and add to that Noah’s recent injuries plus the fact Asik still needs more time. Besides having Gibs and Asik off the bench in a couple years will be sick. They can always look for guards in the draft.

Fuck, I miss Ammo and winning.

by Madz on Mar 6, 2011 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

No post scoring whatsoever then

And you only exacerbate the “Rose pounding the ball on perimeter for fifteen seconds” offense. Besides, who the hell are they going to get? Houston isn’t giving up Kevin Martin for any package based on Boozer.

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

by Ben R on Mar 6, 2011 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

This Bulls team is reminding me of the '91 Bulls team that beat the Lakers >.<

James, a lot of talent but no championships. Derrick Rose’s rise this year to the upper echelon of superstardom with a coach who brings out the best in them, brings to mind a relatively young Michael Jordan and Phil Jackson, who took momentum into the playoffs to beat the Lakers, though, Jordan was already an established superstar by that time.

The difference though between that year and this one, though is that those Lakers were not defending champs. I was surprised that the Lakers even made it to the Final

Defense wins championships.

by thestuff01 on Mar 6, 2011 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

cut and paste mistake

The Lakers were the team with all the experience and the Bulls were the young, hungry team that went on a tear through the second half of the season and through the playoffs… Michael Jordan was barely at Lebron James level – a lot of talent but no championships. Derrick Rose’s rise this year to the upper echelon of superstardom with a coach who brings out the best in them, brings to mind a relatively young Michael Jordan and Phil Jackson, who took momentum into the playoffs to beat the Lakers, though, Jordan was already an established superstar by that time.

The difference though between that year and this one, though is that those Lakers were not defending champs. I was surprised that the Lakers even made it to the Final

Defense wins championships.

by thestuff01 on Mar 6, 2011 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

what a mess

and even more surprised they won Game 1.

Defense wins championships.

by thestuff01 on Mar 6, 2011 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

@CharlesOakley34
What? HELL NO. Why? Do better. This aint little league. RT @Chi_BULLS_Ftw: @CharlesOakley34 you ever cry cuz a loss in a game? Didn’t think so.

Tellin’ it as it is.

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

by Ben R on Mar 6, 2011 11:10 PM PST reply actions  

The only time crying is appropriate in basketball

Is once your season has ended. And even then, only if you’ve poured your heart into the game. That’s why I didn’t begrudge Nash for crying last season after game 6, and I even defended him against those petty enough to mock him for it. Same goes for whatever year that was that Fish and Kobe were tearing up on the bench when they knew they were eliminated. But regular season? That is weak. Crying is not weak. It’s when you cry, and for what reason, that makes the difference.

"This is not a game for boys. This is a game for men." - Phil Jackson

by Gil Meriken on Mar 6, 2011 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

this

totally understandable at that point

"What doesn't kill you might injure you, or just kill you later." -Czheck Proverb

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

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by shaqfor3 on Mar 7, 2011 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

true, true

"Phil Jackson seems to enjoy his status as 'NBA grand philosopher' and uses that platform to lob verbal hand grenades into other franchises or the league offices for fun." - Kurt Helin
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by bluexfalcon on Mar 7, 2011 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

2003?

I cried too :)

Long time reader, brand new poster

by WnatKobyKareenLabronRailly on Mar 7, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

But Kobe undershoots!!11!

Bahahah, stats can say whatever you want them to say when it comes to analysis of individual players in a sport where each player’s actions are so interwoven with that of others on the floor; it all depends on which metric you use.

"The game wasn't coming to me, so I just took it" - Kobe Bean Bryant.

by Saurav A. Das on Mar 6, 2011 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

holy crap

saurav has a 1 line sig!!

"What doesn't kill you might injure you, or just kill you later." -Czheck Proverb

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

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by shaqfor3 on Mar 7, 2011 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Baby steps.

2010 was a kick ass year. - Kobe Bryant
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 7, 2011 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

"Please tell me some of these stories about Los Angeles being the basketball capital of the world." - Red Auerbach

"质量是我们的尊严。服务是我们的电梯。" ("Quality is our dignity. Service is our lift.")

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by Koshu on Mar 7, 2011 4:07 AM PST reply actions  

Still want the home court over Boston

.
All the West teams are a speed bump. I see a rubber match for this generation of Celtics vs Lakers.

Then again all I want is a healthy team, because nothing was sweeter than winning the title at the Garden in 1985.

by SkyHooker on Mar 7, 2011 5:16 AM PST reply actions  

Yes! Bynum, Yes!

“This team is going to win regardless of if I get 15 points or if I get four points. That’s the kind of team we are,” he said. “But this team won’t win if we don’t have defensive toughness on the inside. I just think that’s the biggest thing I can bring.” – Andrew Bynum after the game vs. the spurs.

by Vldmr on Mar 7, 2011 10:53 AM PST reply actions  

He gets it!

Defense wins championships.

by thestuff01 on Mar 7, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

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